persecution blues

all great men in history have been persecuted...so...my objective is to convince the entire known universe that sucking  a penis is a form of persecution .

self love

every part of you has a voice...some tell you to beat each one out of yourself...(mentioning no names)...THE DIVINE PATH...IS TO  GREET THEM WITH LOVE...ACCEPTANCE AND FORGIVENESS...be gentle and cause them to submit willingly .

LOVING OTHERS IS... CONTINGENT UPON LOVING YOURSELF FIRST .

people from the past...LOVE THOSE WHO YOU ONCE FELLOWSHIPPED WITH...NO MATTER WHERE LIFE HAS TAKEN THEM

USUALLY when i see someone from my past...i want to run down to the local hardware store...buy myself a shovel...and begin the long and tedious process of digging them out of the pile of shit they covered themselves under...BUT THEN I THINK...what a fucking waste of a perfectly good shovel .

POINT : IF GOD CANNOT MAKE A SOUL SHINE...YOU AND I SURE AS FUCK CAN'T .

be calm...part 3

BE CALM...THE DEVIL ONLY THINKS HE IS WINNING...IT IS AN ILLUSION...SORT OF LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SEE...THERE IS A PLAN .

be calm...part 2

BE CALM...LIFE IS THERE TO REVEAL...TO TEACH...LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY...YOUR NEW BOAT ISN'T WORTH A FUCKING THING...BUT WHO YOU LET RIDE IN IT...IS FELT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE .

be clam ...part 1

BE CALM...IT WILL ALL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY...YOU KNOW...IF YOU ARE HEADING IN THAT COMING AROUND DIRECTION...AND IF YOU ARE NOT...GOOD LUCK !!!

jesus mentioned

I dreamed that Jesus came to me and said : "there are only two kinds of people in the world...those who walk on water and those who walk on people " .

you are found everywhere...within reason

WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT...WHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO...THESE THINGS ARE NOT A COINCIDENCE...THESE THINGS ARE REFLECTIONS OF WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE YOU .

god greasing the universe

GOD MAY AS WELL GREASE THE UNIVERSE....BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO ANYWAY !!!

fuck , man...let's fish

the real message behind the "noah's arc"  story : you don't have to obey any scientific law what-so-ever...and common sense is a pain in the fucking ass...a hungry tiger is nothing more than a pet...and you can throw a cobra around by its tail...they don't care...they are just happy to be on a rather large boat with you and their natural enemies .

POINT : NOAH WAS JUST SOME GUY WHO TRIED TO GET ALL HIS BUDDIES EATEN BY  PREDATORS . 

to grow in faith...

TO GROW IN FAITH...IS TO SEE THAT THE WORLD IS A BAD IDEA...BUT TO KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS A GOOD IDEA .

give me a hug

i met this prophet...wearing a potato sack...( i never said he was a good prophet )...soon after...a child i used to know...working as a male prostitute...WHAT DO WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON ??? WE ALL NEED LOVE...AND GOD'S LOVE IS LIKE RAIN...IT FALLS ON US ALL .

"god made man in him image...and we returned the favour"

life part 1

we aim ourselves in a particular direction...and then allow what is within our hearts to manifest as we go...that is to say...we create our own universe .

martha and the sex beans

i hated that fucking thing all my life...now it's gone and i miss it...martha , hurry up with those fucking beans !!!

the world shit...

57 % of the time 46% of the people are correct about 76 % of what they discuss 39 % of the time .

in most relationships...

in most relationships...you have one person in control...and the other sucking it up...and what do they both have in common ???  you ask...simple...they are both in denial about the whole thing .

" breaking bad "...mike

mike has figured out that most of the people on this planet are relatively useless by nature...end result...he sees no real issue in regards to taking a few dozen or so out of the picture...fuck...it is probably making the planet a slightly better place to live...mike knows he is a great guy on many levels ...and has his shit well justified .

" breaking bad "...jessie

jessie is looking for a father...a murderer...a clergyman...a postal worker...anyone will do...when we completely focus upon one thing...EVERYTHING else gets blurry...and...oh , yes...IT DOES NOT MAKE US A BAD PERSON . 

muslems , christians , jews and eveyone else

this muslem lady...covered head to toe...was "checking me out"...no piece of cotton in the world takes away your humanity , my friend !!!

...she was cute too .

ROADS , LILLYPOPS AND SWEET FUCK ALL

IF YOU HAVE TO PISS ON PEOPLE TO GET TO YOUR DESTINATION...YOU ARE ON THE WRONG ROAD .

my dildo takes triple "c" batteries...how about yours ???

pissing out the window

when i lived in australia i used to piss out my bedroom window...( very convenient )...ANYWAY...the day that it finally began to smell like...well...you know...piss...was the day the HOLY MAN came to visit me...he came to tell me stories about getting shot at by pagans...and shit like that...and his reward...THE SMELL OF PISS...nifty , eh ???

YOUR LIFE UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE...

LINING UP YOUR PERSON WITH YOUR PERSONA...some drugs allowed...oral sex only on weekends .

what people need to learn :

...IF A BEHAVIOR IS ACTUALLY WRONG...THERE IS A REASON FOR IT ...AND THE REASON IS NOT..." BECAUSE SOME BOOK SAYS SO "...IT ACTUALLY HAS TO MAKE SENSE .

think the best...

think the best of those who think the worst .

you prick...

it doesn't bother me so much that you are a prick...what bothers me is that this is one of your best qualities .

my horror movie :

" DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE DAWN OF THE VAMPIRES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON "

real spirituality

REAL SPIRITUALITY IS LETTING GO OF EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS...AND DEFINITELY NOT DEMANDING THEIR FULFILLMENT .

how society goes " tits up "

there is very little difference between a social organism and a physical organism...an animal gets injured...it does whatever in the fuck in can to make the situation better...society goes crazy...same thing happens...

...which brings us to democracy...an abuse of democracy is like a cancer on the body...and the body will retaliate...and it does not give a flying fuck how it retaliates...communism...pleague...whatever in the fuck it can use to get its own way...(sort of like a spoiled child ) .

...point being...think before you fuck up what we got..." if your hand causes you to sin... cut it off " ... ...AND BE KIND !!!

a minister i knew

a minister i knew...told me god said that he would purge his church of sin...five years later...it was bulldozed down...he was right !!!

public washrooms

i don't wash my hands in public washrooms...because i am generally sure that my dick is substantially more clean than the rest of what is in the place .

JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES SOMETHING...DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT !!!

lunatics , fucksticks and apples from another planet

before you refer to someone who has impressed you as a " really swell guy"...remember...people who don't give a flying fuck weather or not they have impressed anyone...are generally considered to be lunatics .

becoming an adult...

you have become an adult...when the shit stops coming out of your ass and starts coming out of your ears .

value...

for ten years i searched for this album...released in 1978...a relatively obscure french artist...ANYWAY...eventually i found it...brand new...for free...in a second hand bin in a used record store...( i would have paid a shit load more than nothing )...POINT...WHAT IS VALUE ??? i mean...what is something worth to you ??? MOST OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE I KNOW...WERE THROWN OUT IN THE GARBAGE .  

I WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK...IF THEY COULD ACTUALLY THINK .

"caring"

the way you care for me...is to find a way to convince yourself that you didn't do anything wrong .

( yea , not really !!! but there seems to be a lot of that kind of shit going around...i refer to it as intellectual acrobatics ) .

stupid...

LET'S NAME THIS CAR STUPID...AND SEE HOW FOR WE CAN DRIVE IT DOWN THE ROAD .

what is an adult ???

an adult is someone who has replaced the good shit with the bad shit .

the doctor

the doctor assumes that your agenda is to live as long as possible...so if you are one of these QUALITY FIRST PEOPLE...make sure you tell her all about it .

being in the moment...

bob dylan said george thoroughgood was , and i quote..." the worst band in the world "...the reply..." it is an honor to be called the worst by the best "...THINK OF THIS NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO TELL SOMEONE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES .

everything is connected...

pocket pussy

do you know why i like "pocket pussy"...because i can have sex the way i want...every movement designed by me for my benefit .

POCKET PUSSY : because when frank sinatra said ..."i do it my way "...what he meant was...you do it your way .

hey , kids...don't take steroids...

THE WRESTLERS CREED..." I SHRUNK MY COCK FOR YOU !!!"

mind fuck blues...

1-get people together...appeal to desire for...sex , money and or power
2-make it seem like this is not what is happening...a.k.a...god wants to give you STUFF
3-convince them things that are harmless are wrong...most people will believe anything if you tell
 it to them enough times
4-now , thoroughly confused...their behavior will have disastrous results
5-morally ashamed...they will now lie to you...a cover-up
6-they will do shit for you to overcompensate and convince you they are holy
7-ritualistic behavior will be adapted...an addiction  to facilitate the HIDING 

FUCK THEM OVER ANYWAY YOU WANT !!!


    

the bear part 3

it is interesting that the apostle paul said..." we see through a glass dimly"...yet...it is the people who quote this the most that claim to have all the answers...POINT : THERE IS MORE GOING ON THAN WE CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE .

 IT HAS BEEN SPECULATED THAT ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW...SOMEWHERE...BE THIS TRUE OR NOT...THE POINT IS VALID...DO NOT LIMIT YOUR PERCEPTION BY WHAT YOU PRESENTLY UNDERSTAND...AT BEST...IT IS ONLY..." A DROP IN THE BUCKET " . 

MY GUESS IS...THE UNIVERSE IS ONLY A " DROP IN THE BUCKET "

naked

i said to her..."don't you find it weird to be so close to someone and have never seen them naked ??? "...she said..." nope !!! " i said..."neither do i "

justin bieber and the geese

one goose...reading the news paper turns to the other goose and says..." that justin bieber guy is being persecuted...you know...like jesus or bugs bunny ".  

sexology 101

fucked up

it is nearly impossible for a religion to gain credibility...ironically...it is nearly impossible for a religion to lose credibility as well .

when a soul goes to shit...

IN THE ABSENCE OF LOVE...WE GO FOR POWER...MANIPULATION AND CONTROL .

the bear...part 2

...so there i was...hyking through my favorite national park...i approached him...we exchanged greetings...and i had this feeling...the same feeling i got when i was hiking with my " x "...through "the glooscap trail " in western nova scotia...it was spiritual...BUT IT SEEMED TO ME...a different kind of spiritual...we talked for a while...he didn't seem to say anything...i took his picture...said good-by...and continued on my way .

WHEN THE PICTURE WAS DEVELOPED...THERE WAS THE BEAR...NOWHERE TO BE SEEN .   

LOVE !!!

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THIS LIFE...FOR THOSE WHO REALLY LOVE...WILL BE SEEN AS A "TOUR OF DUTY " .

" you are strangers in the land . "

the bear...part 1

a friend of mine ,  who just happens to be a scientist , said that , "rule of thumb "...in physics...there usually is either one of something...or an infinite # of whatever it is...WHICH BRINGS US TO DIMENSIONS...i personally have seen ghosts...( one dimension )...spirits...(two dimensions )...and people...(three )...which , i am sure you have gathered...is more than one...which brings us to THE BEAR !!!     

apparition of snake

driving along this road in north australia...a snake...about 30 feet long...suddenly appears out of the forest and is directly hit by my car...yet...there is no noise...no "thud thud"...not a fucking thing...and i look behind me...and i don't see a thing...i get out to take a look...nothing is there .

SEX AND SPIRITUALITY PART 1

SEX...INTRODUCE RELIGION...fine...let's start off with the homosexual thing...are you aware that it is only mentioned in the old testament once ??? and why was it mentioned ??? simple...without procreation...isreal was doomed...( easily conquered )...hence , they would have killed you if you were gay for that reason and that reason alone...thing is...this information is available just about anywhere...question is...why do those fuckers in church want to control your sexual behavior in such a manner ??? and how do they deal with the fact that every time they throw out some fucking quote of how you will burn in hell if you suck a penis...they are bullshitting you right to your face .

UNIVERSE AND TRUTH...

THE GREATEST TRUTHS IN THE UNIVERSE...ARE FOUND IN SMALL , EVERYDAY THINGS  AND EVENTS .

values...

THE MORE SOMEONES VALUES ARE INSANE...THE MORE THEY DEMAND THAT YOU BELIEVE THEM .

EASY

IF SOMEONE LETS YOU IN THEIR LIFE EASILY...THEY WILL PROBABLY GET RID OF YOU JUST THE SAME WAY .

fucked-up addiction

make no mistake...anything can become an addiction...i knew this one fellow who would break out in hives if he wasn't in financial debt...the good news is that it wasn't very difficult to put himself in that position...the bad news...exactly the same thing...ADDICTIONS ARE THERE TO FILL SOME TYPE OF NEED...THE BEST SOLUTION...FIGURE OUT WHAT THE NEEDS ARE...THEN PROCEED .

a brief history of religion

pandora's pocket pussy january 18 2014

in judging others...to put it simply...we fuck our brains...rearrange them to do the same thing to ourselves...WORLDS COLLIDE...nothing you can do to stop it...but when they do...will you have the weapons...(love , acceptance and forgiveness)...to deal with the situation ???

FUCK KNOWS WHERE JUDGEMENT WILL TAKE US...SOME PEOPLE REFER TO THIS PLACE AS "PANDORA'S BOX"...i refer to it as "PANDORA'S POCKET PUSSY"...JUDGEMENT IS THE DEVIL !!!

god's kids

do you think god's kids
( minus jesus , of course )
sneak into his liquor cabinet
when he is at work
and steal shit ???

god only has one son
but he has 47 girls  

fuck , man...it's leap year

if you only have one year to live...may god have mercy on you and may it be a leap year .

tonight is the night part 2 january 4 2014

it is in our "moderate life style" that we begin to connect with each other...our wealth simply allows us to isolate ourselves...IT IS THE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE SPIRIT THAT USES WEALTH AS A WAY OF CONNECTION...MOST WILL NOT EVEN SEE THIS AS A REMOTE POSSIBILITY .

our behavior is usually no better or worse that what the idiotic majority dictates to us...TIME TO
TRANSCEND YOUR UNIVERSE , MY FRIEND .

fuck truth

TRUTH ??? FUCK TRUTH...MAKE ME COMFORTABLE .

yours truly
johnney dickshit

the more sick...the better the illusion...

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY...and remember...the more horrible someone is...the better the show they will put on for you .

FOR MANY...LIFE IS JUST ONE OVERCOMPENSATION AFTER ANOTHER .

the best way to take the bible literally...is to first forget how to read .

your breasts are so beautiful...

your breasts are so beautiful...especially when i am not wearing my glasses .

fear and religion

possibly the greatest religion on the planet...FEAR...and why do i say this ??? nothing governs the average decision and decision making process  as much as fear...which , by definition...makes it our god .

THERE IS NO FEAR IN LOVE .

running away from life...

everyone is running away from god...and as they "scadal"...moving their tiny little feet as fast as the fuckers can carry them...they can be heard screaming at the top of their lungs..." WHERE IS GOD...WHERE THE FUCK IS HE ??? "

...and...that's about it .

ALIEN ABDUCTION...

WANTED...ALIENS TO ABDUCT UNWANTED CHILDREN...MUST BE ABLE TO WORK WEEKENDS , NIGHTS AND HOLIDAYS .

FREEDOM

TAKE AWAY SOMEONES FREEDOM...ALL THEY WANT IS A LITTLE BIT...GIVE THEM ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE...AND THEY WANT MORE .

we all need help...and approval...

just remember...the next time you go to hear a "special guest speaker" who accidentally murdered his child ten years ago...and now travels the world lecturing on his recovery...that individual is as broken as they come...and as much as you are drawing upon his knowledge of the universe and such...he is looking for your approval to help set him free .

GOD'S GIFT TO YOU...IS TO PUT YOU IN A PLACE IN LIFE WHERE YOU CAN GIVE THE VERY THING THAT YOU WERE NEVER GIVEN...IT IS SOMETIMES REFERED TO AS A MIRACLE .

before the end of the world...( and who in the fuck knows when that is)

the spiritually inclined people will see their religion as a drive to their destination...and not the destination itself...as for the VERY spiritually inclined...they will take off their clothes...and walk to their destination...LOVE !!!

RELIGION IS MAN'S FUCKED UP IDEA OF WHO GOD IS...NOTHING MORE .

BEING DUMPED...

REMEMBER...NEXT TIME SOMEONE DUMPS YOU...THEY ARE PROBABLY LYING .

the bank robbery...

so this gentleman robbed a bank...and...making a long story short...he ended up killing everyone in the world to cover it up...not a bad idea...the aliens saw this and went home...(they were keeping an eye on us so we wouldn't fuck up any more than our own solar system)...thing is...he had nobody to spend the money with...nor any place to spend it .

IF YOUR LIFE IS A GAME...MAKE SURE IT IS CHESS...NOT CHECKERS . 

SEX AND RELIGION

after one of our community gatherings...some lady who i didn't know...right in front of my congregation...invites me to have a "threesome" with her and her significant other...and how did i feel about this , you may ask...YOU KNOW...AFTER ALL THE SHIT IN THE DARKNESS...ALL THE FUCKING LIES IN THE NAME OF RELIGION...I WAS JUST GLAD THAT SOMEONE HAD THE TESTICLES...( OR IN THIS CASE...VAGINA )...TO TELL ME WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING .  

WE SHOULD HAVE ALL CHIPPED IN AND BOUGHT HER A DILL-DO ...( not to be confused with the bird ) .

humans

the first thing you have to understand about a human being is that...if they are making more money than you...then...by definition...they believe themselves to be smarter .

call it what you will...christianity...hindu...whatever...THE RELIGION THAT MOTIVATES AND MOVES THE HUMAN HEART AROUND THIS PLACE...MORE SO THAN ANY OTHER...IS MONEY .

a body without a spirit...

attempting to wake this fellow from his sleep...i touched his chest...only to feel something that i had never felt before in my life...i don't know how...i don't know why...i don't know sweet fuck all about what was going on...all i do know...was that his spirit was not within his body...what this felt like...hard if not impossible to explain...and in the morning he was fine...better off than i was anyway .

BEFORE YOU CONDEMN CHRISTIANITY...

BEFORE YOU CONDEMN CHRISTIANITY...REMEMBER...IT HASN'T BEEN PRACTICED IN 2000 YEARS !!!

power is an illusion...

plastic people can love you no more than...plastic

love is best served with a side order of brain...

this well known rock star figured it was a good idea to "share" his girlfriends with his buddies...do you really think this is going to a good place ??? probably not...on the other hand...don't confuse evil with being stupid .

a giving thing...

as much as you give someone...it is that much that can be used against you...YET...WE ARE HERE SO WE CAN GIVE TO OTHERS...give generously...but with wisdom .

...OUR GREATEST GIFT IS OUR LOVE .

my relationship with princess diana

telling this story at a coffee shop just a few minutes ago...it occurs to me that you might find it interesting...so here it is : my dog licked princess diana on the face...yup...that's it...have a nice day !!!  

who goes to heaven ???

the part of us which is love becomes one with the divine...paradoxically...in losing ourselves...we become complete individuals...everything real is a paradox . 

sex

sex is like anything else...if you want it done right...you got to do it yourself .

it is not so much what happens...but how we porcess what happens .

everything beautiful

everything beautiful...everything horrible...begins within the heart...then slowly finds its way into the physical world .

dick and god and fucked up things

richard reached for god...but in his way were bottles and bottles of scotch...he figured that if he could just drink all of them...there would be god...right in front of him...so he proceeded...and he was right...there was god...seven of them actually...all spinning about...twirling in front of his nose...saying really fucked up things...one of the gods , in fact...had an issue with his cocker spaniel...indeed...richard reached for god...but the universe is not quite what it seems .

time to take a bath and listen to jimi hendrex...

every person in your life...everyone you love...everyone you do not love...every tree...every branch...every mountain and gust of wind...EVERYTHING has one thing in common...IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME YOUR TEACHER...love everything...desire nothing...and see life open up to you...in a very simple yet amazingly complex way...there is nothing in the universe that you cannot discover .

those fucking conclusions ...

there are only so many variables to deal with in every situation...and if you are wise enough to eliminate the remote possibility of you being right...just think of how much easier it would be to reach a reasonable conclusion .

the truth is fucking out there...

so this young lady proceeds to tell me that after she dies...she will not remember a fucking thing from this life...roughly translated...SHE MUST BE REALLY FUCKING THE DOG to have that belief.

god made man in his image...and man...being the humble creature that he is...returned the favor .

question : how many beliefs are out of convenience ???  

your future

your future is your past...with a lower sperm count .

thank you...

just want to thank the members of my congregation for giving me my birthday present...POCKET PUSSY .

LOVE
REVEREND STU STRANG

flarmology dictionary

fundamentalist religion...a place where a man goes to hide his testicles .

developing a healthy belief system...( fucking beautiful )

it is not that the social , spiritual , emotional and sexual  beliefs of most people are ridiculous that bothers me...it is that they don't seem to give a fuck .

developing a healthy belief system takes : courage , humility and community .

WHORE , MATIE...I SEE LAND !!!

MARRY A WHORE FOR A DAY...THAT WAY GOD WILL NOT GET PISSED OFF AT YOU FOR HAVING SEX .

( true story...actually happens in some countries ) .

open your fucking heart , brothers and sisters...

opening your heart...does not necessarily mean...closing your ass .

smoking that fucking grass

ONE GOOSE SAYS TO THE OTHER..."WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SMOKING GRASS HAS NO NEGATIVE EFFECTS ??? MY BUDDIES WIFE AND I WERE SMOKING IT WHILE WE WERE SCREWING...HE CAME IN AND CAUGHT US AND LOST HIS SHIT ."

i love greyhounds , mother fucker

this greyhound was shivering outside a grocery store...i placed my coat upon his body and waited for his master's return...AT WHICH POINT HE PROMPTLY LIED TO ME...(not the greyhound , the master )...point...we all fuck up...TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT !!!

the big picture

maybe every hundred thousand years or so...something unbelievably bizarre and fucked up happens to this planet that does not necessarily leave a fossil record...i mean , fuck...we have only been here for 40 or 60 thousand years...and we have only been keeping records for a couple of hundred...POINT...we really don't have a fucking clue about how this  planet operates...and if you take away our arrogance...(the belief that we got enough information to figure out the BIG PICTURE )... all that remains is a bunch of hillbillies naked in the cold...with really cool electronics .

pissing in the movie theater

i was having a piss in the movie theater...( well , not in the theater itself , but in the washroom )...and i though my friend was in the pisser next to mine...instinctively , i always have something stupid to say...and since his urinal was one of those ones for little kids...i came up with this..."get on your knees , you bastard "...luckily...i took a look first...and there to my left was some huge mother fucker foaming at the mouth...(exaggeration)... LESSON...look before you call some giant a bastard...or anything derogatory , for that matter .  

god , the art collector

maybe god is an art collector...and the only way to make great art...is through a whole lot of fucking pain colliding together with the rest of our experience...maybe we are here just to create a few ounces of pure beauty...and all the other crap that we do will be simply thrown away and forgotten...maybe ??? hummmm...probably !!! 

the cat story continued

remember how i just told you about the cat that got ran over in the movie ??? well , guess what ??? i get out of bed in the morning...begin to read this really swell novel...and  , behold...the author is writing about some fucking cat that gets ran over...NO SHIT...SQUISHED LIKE A PUNKIN , BABY...and the universe continues to curb back into itself .

connection

life is not about connecting...LIFE IS CONNECTING...there is very little else going on that matters .

question :
what gets in your way of BEING with another ???

love or nothing , mother fucker

some of the most immaculate and precious moments a human being can have down here...ones that raise you above and beyond life itself...are seen as useless by almost all of the human life figures that roam around this tiny , insignificant planet...and to them i say...LOVE OR NOTHING !!!

the fucking movie and my "intuition"

...a few hours ago...at a movie with a friend...some guy driving a car down a country road...i say to my friend..." he is going to run over a cat "...three seconds later...he does...and pop goes the universe . 

heroin and rats and fucking addictions

rats will give up their heroin addiction for community...people will not...BUT MAYBE THAT SAYS MORE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE COMMUNITY THAN IT DOES THE ADDICTION .

an ode to fucking fear...

ultimately...our journey leads us to become afraid of everything...or nothing .

more on that fucking judgement

not judging you does not mean that i have to pretend you are not like who you are .

neil young said after the release of HARVEST..." i found myself in the middle of the road...so i headed for the ditch " .

an ode to religion

we have rules for things we are afraid of ...unfortunately...those rules only help the fear to grow .

confessions part 1

summer 1992...i rigged a lottery for a bicycle...there was some poor kid in a program i was facilitating...fuck fate !!! the child deserved to win the fucking thing !!!

malli vanilli part 2 , mother fuckers

next time you read about god telling people to sacrifice goats and other barn animals in the old testament...remember this : GOD DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH IT...PEOPLE ARE ANGRY AND SOMEONE HAS TO PAY...IT IS THAT SIMPLE !!!

we all need someone to blame...god will do just fine .

nakedness , shame...and your place in the universe .

people ashamed cover themselves with a fig leaf...( you know , that adam and eve shit )...rich people cover themselves with a hundred dollar bill...( even worse shit )...both hide their true self from the universe...maybe a bad idea  .

"teach your children well"

do you really want to stop all wars ??? SOMEHOW...get all the parents to LOVE , ACCEPT AND FORGIVE their children...AND THEIR CHILDREN , THEIR PARENTS...it is the only real issue this planet has .

LIVE LOVE

milli vanilli , mother fuckers

if we learned one thing from "malli vanilli"...it is that people will get upset at you for very little if any reason if you make them look even in the slightest bit stupid...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...PEOPLE ARE VERY INSECURE ABOUT HOW THEY PERCEIVE THE UNIVERSE AND WILL FIND SOMEONE TO PUNISH FOR THIS EVEN IF IT HAS TO BE CUTE , SKINNY LITTLE DUDES WHO WOULDN'T HURT A FLY .

who you love...

be careful who you love...unless it is just a game...then it does not fucking matter .

LET'S GET FUCKIN' MARRIED...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT , ANYWAY .

some people want to get married...most want to get rescued and then call it marriage...here is a hint...FIND LOVE...GET RESCUED...THEN GET MARRIED .

heart like a penis...

so you say something to someone...and...with less than 10 % of the total knowledge of the situation...they give you their reply...or...on other words...they are lusting for an answer without really giving a flying fuck about the whole equation...now...if someone did this in math class...they would be branded RETARDED...and be escorted to the door...but...when it comes to evaluating someones existence and the various pieces there of...almost anything goes...surely this must be incorrect .

god...and belief

maybe it's just me...but it seems that the more people say they believe in god...the less they act like it .

billions of dollars

one thing a billion can easily buy...and that is a vast distance between yourself and someone you love ...but it is not tax deductible .

IT IS EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO GO THROUGH THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE...THAN IT IS FOR A RICH MAN TO NOT BUY HIMSELF A PLACE OF ISOLATION FORM ALL THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH WHILE .

newly discovered bible commandment :

fuck off !!!

eternity

ETERNITY CAN ONLY HAPPEN...IF EVERY SECOND IS COMMITTED TO THE SECOND BEFORE AND THE ONE AFTER .

zombies or zombies ???

nobody being chased by zombies...is fashion conscious .

new york city security guard

coffee house...i walk up to this security guard and say..."you know when you killed that guy ???  well , god still loves you "...he began to weep .

we only have what we have given away

too smart...too stupid

maybe everyone in this world is either too smart or too stupid...maybe the real gravy of living in this universe is passed-over because of this dynamic...maybe...if we could just hold the right amount of intelligence for just one second or two...it will all make sense .

to love god...

to love god is to be truly blown away by how out of hand things have gotten...and by how little sense things seem to make...to love god is to be mind-fucked by the fact that...while evil meanders aimlessly and pokes and prods at its own desire...love sits vacantly in the background and claims itself to be the winner of the eternal struggle...in short...to love god...is to bleed !!!    

stack'em fucks everything that moves

accused of a crime that he did not commit...he went on to murder 2 , 323 men , women and children...rape 235 women and seven men and embezzle over three million dollars...to prove his innocence...tony stackem is back in..."stack'em up part 4...stack'em higher still , you worthless piece of shit "...coming soon to a nut house near you . 

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE has already begun...they just look and smell a tad bit better than we anticipated .

the reverend

until the reverend loves even the least of his congregation more than himself...he is not a reverend...no he is simply some tit in a robe .

WHAT YOU DO ONTO THE LEAST OF MY BROTHERS...YOU DO ONTO ME .

love and pie

love is not pie...there are not six pieces then it is all gone .

life is learning...

what happens to you should be your teacher...it is not to be your judge...nor is it to be denied .

believing your own bullshit...is not one of the four noble truths

understanding

life is a process of understanding ourselves...not fighting ourselves .

fear of god...

fear of god...the consequences of mistreating the relationship that we are supposed to be nurturing .

IF LIFE IS ALL ABOUT HUMAN RELATIONSHIP...THEN WHAT HAVE WE DONE ???

" it is not what you put into your mouth that makes you unclean" , apostle paul...( god obviously endorses oral sex )

judgement , mother fucker

just remember...the next time someone judges you for one thing or another...say : "as if you haven't done worse "...and that should shut them up for a while .

life and embracing weakness

a child who is not allowed to be weak...becomes a very weak individual .

billion dollars...

i wouldn't hurt you for a billion dollars...but i just might do it for free .

life is a hard-on...and selfishness is a rubber...and resistance is a pre-mature ejaculation...

quest for balance

generally speaking...there are two types of people...those who hold on too long...and those who do not hold on long enough .


LOVE IS BALANCE

the prophet...

jesus summed up the whole human race pretty fucking good when he said they were a bunch of sheep...thing is...if you take that statement seriously...then it implys that leadership is pretty fucking responsible for what happens to the human race...i mean...lets face it...anybody who figures that dropping nuclear bombs in their own back yard is a good idea...can be convinced of any thing...point...we still think the earth is flat and the moon is made out of green cheese...it is just that our flat and our green cheese are a bit different these days...POINT...IF YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE BEYOND THIS BULLSHIT...DO NOT...I REPEAT... DO NOT KILL HIM*...YOU KNOW...LIKE WE DO TO ALL THE OTHER PROPHETS...HE* MAY COME IN HANDY !!!


*and when i say he...i certainly do mean he or she

religion vs spirituality

people find religion because they are wanting to gain something...( you know...superiority...making sense of shit nobody can make sense out of , etc )...spirituality is completely different...it is the loss of everything in the pursuit  of love...it is life through death .

i will get the fish...

taking it upon ourselves...

love is taking it upon ourselves...when we could be giving it to someone else .

the bridge

walking on the bridge that my grandfather helped build back in the 50 's...i was thinking...wouldn't it be funny if it fell over with me on it...and grandfather murdered me from the grave ???

" there are no coincidences...just shit we haven't figured out yet " .