dick and god and fucked up things

richard reached for god...but in his way were bottles and bottles of scotch...he figured that if he could just drink all of them...there would be god...right in front of him...so he proceeded...and he was right...there was god...seven of them actually...all spinning about...twirling in front of his nose...saying really fucked up things...one of the gods , in fact...had an issue with his cocker spaniel...indeed...richard reached for god...but the universe is not quite what it seems .