the way most people keep their integrity is to either change the definition of the word...or to bastardize the person they feel the need to betray...( or whatever )...in the final analysis , however...TRUTH always rears its "ugly " head .
" someday three things will remain...faith...hope and love...and the greatest of these is love . "
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
the choice...
the question is not will we or will we not fall...the question is...who is surrounding us when we do .
CHOOSING YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY...IS LIKE CHOOSING YOUR LIFE CAREFULLY .
CHOOSING YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY...IS LIKE CHOOSING YOUR LIFE CAREFULLY .
false gods
in case you are wondering...this world did not accumulate 100 , 000 , 000 false gods...because we knew what the fuck we are doing .
" WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WAKE UP...AND STRENGTHEN THE THINGS THAT REMAIN ??? "
" WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WAKE UP...AND STRENGTHEN THE THINGS THAT REMAIN ??? "
war of man...december 28 2013
a crisis takes us further into ourselves...or further away...it is the time to reach in and to find and develop our real self...pounding our ego into submission...THERE ARE MANY PATHS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SUCH A TIME : hatred ; revenge ; jealousy ; hardness ; denial ; running away ; love...ONLY ONE OF THESE PATHS WILL HAVE A HEALTHY DESTINATION...WE CHOOSE LIFE OR DEATH .
how many roads must a man walk down ??? as many or as few as he needs .
how many roads must a man walk down ??? as many or as few as he needs .
Monday, December 30, 2013
beautiful circle...
everyone spends their lives going from place to place...but , eventually...they all come home to what was most beautiful...which , of course...will be a direct reflection of what is within themselves .
THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS WITHIN YOU .
THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS WITHIN YOU .
Sunday, December 29, 2013
entitlement vs reaction
in the east part of the known universe...it is believed that if you do a lot of shit onto your neighbors and cocker spaniels...and such ...somehow...someway...it will come back to haunt you...and screw you up real good...this is commonly referred to as karma...in the west , however...if you are from the right social status...you can do any fucking thing you want to...to whoever you want to...and if your jacket is worth five hundred dollars or so...not only will god approve of your shit...but you can actually bill him to clean the blood out out of the lining after you decapitate the poor bastard...or something like that , anyway .
fucking up...
forgiveness is free...to hold something against someone will definitely lead you to en-slavery of one sort or another...HOWEVER...rekindling of a relationship is a completely different situation...why were you hurt ??? was it out of ignorance ??? greed ??? i mean , what the fuck was going on ??? and how dark were the players involved ???
POINT : people will fuck up...and that may mean one of a million things...but love will lead you into all truth .
POINT : people will fuck up...and that may mean one of a million things...but love will lead you into all truth .
god loves dogs...
as i was walking out of my home...i had this compelling urge to pray with my dog...that she would not be killed by a car while i was away...ONE WEEK LATER , WHEN I RETURNED...THERE SHE WAS WITH A CAST ON HER LEG...my mother said that the car went right over her and that it was a miracle she survived .
shitstorm
they told me that if i left the confines of organized religion...and continued to practice ministry...there would be a SHITSTORM...what they left out was the cold hard fact that they would be the ones to cause it.
however , in the final analysis...after evaluating and re-evaluating the entire situation...i have to conclude...LOVE CONQUERS ALL...it is just that hardly anybody gives it a fucking chance to prove itself .
however , in the final analysis...after evaluating and re-evaluating the entire situation...i have to conclude...LOVE CONQUERS ALL...it is just that hardly anybody gives it a fucking chance to prove itself .
leadership
you can see good leadership move and accomplish things in the background...right in front of you...whatever...on the other hand...great leadership...completely invisible ...PROBLEM IS...UNDER GREAT LEADERSHIP...IT IS EASIER TO FOR SOMEONE TO OVERESTIMATE THEIR ROLE IN THE GROUP PROCESS...which brings us to the very essence of what the group should be learning .
Saturday, December 28, 2013
clancy can't even sing...december 21 2013
-sometimes we hurt others to be cruel...however , more often than not...we simply do not have the necessary skills to deal with them...DYNAMICS :
1-hurt
2-limp through life
3-develop protection mechanisms
4-respond to others unnaturally
5-hurt others
6-find unreasonable ways to deal with this
7-continue on...with same or different people...depending how deep the needs are
-point...broken souls lead to broken behavior...yet...brokenness embraced...painted with humility and love...will lead to a turnaround..." i will lead you into all truth "
-it takes more work to fuck up everything...than it does to beautify it...it is just that the illusion is so strong
1-hurt
2-limp through life
3-develop protection mechanisms
4-respond to others unnaturally
5-hurt others
6-find unreasonable ways to deal with this
7-continue on...with same or different people...depending how deep the needs are
-point...broken souls lead to broken behavior...yet...brokenness embraced...painted with humility and love...will lead to a turnaround..." i will lead you into all truth "
-it takes more work to fuck up everything...than it does to beautify it...it is just that the illusion is so strong
Friday, December 27, 2013
purity...and the disruption of the impotent cow
the more pure your actions...the more suspicious THEY become of you...and this goes on and on...until it all comes to a grinding halt when some ignorant prick nails you to a fucking tree with his shit-load of buddies .
...and the truth of the matter is...the only real difference between the middle east and canada...there they throw stones at you...here...they beat you to death with hockey sticks .
...and the truth of the matter is...the only real difference between the middle east and canada...there they throw stones at you...here...they beat you to death with hockey sticks .
fuck-a-roo...
the thing about sex that i do not understand...is how...in its purest state...it supposed to be such a giving thing...BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL THIS IS...YES...MEANWHILE YOUR BODY IS KICKING YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS AND DEMANDING THAT YOU TAKE...TAKE ...TAKE...how about this for a compromise...you give her...or him...a box of chocolates before the intercourse begins...let your partner eat as many as they desire...THEN YOU FUCKALEE DUCK DUCK UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...THEN YOU FUCK THE FUCKING COWS TOO...LET THEM HAVE IT...RIGHT UNTIL YOU MAKE SOME CHEESE !!!
...and that , my dear friends...is the road to healthy loving sex .
p . s.
i am kidding..seriously...there is nothing more beautiful than putting another first...sexually or otherwise .
...and that , my dear friends...is the road to healthy loving sex .
p . s.
i am kidding..seriously...there is nothing more beautiful than putting another first...sexually or otherwise .
fucking up...
what we need the most...is often what we want the least...enters violence...not only to put a wall between us and a healthy destination...but to add so much unnecessary hurt and pain...(you know when you lash out like a fucking dinosaur there is something wrong)...in the words of the great neil young...WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING UP ??? simple...it's either that...or having some heavy and tender shit brought to the surface .
no shit...true story...
i once knew this guy who sold drugs...and guess what ??? his name was jim joint !!! and didn't the cops get pissed off when he told them !!!
Thursday, December 26, 2013
getting goosed...
...then there was the time that i came home from a john prine concert...turned on the tele...and there in front of me were my cartoon geese...fucking around on the big screen in a manner similar to other geese...you know , besides the talking and playing cards and shit...many things go through your mind when you discover that some shit-head ripped-off your geese and subjected them to a life cliches , false tits and dildos that only run on expensive batteries...(a.k.a...showbiz)...the first one being...i hope they don't get any sexual diseases .
death
we really do not completely understand what death is...but we do know this much...people are far more afraid of things that are different than they are things that are bad for them .
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
are you passionate ???
the irony is...i would say that about 50 % of the people i have met who seem to me like they believe in god...claim...quite passionately...that they do not .
if someone claims to be INTIMATE WITH THE DIVINE...BUT THEY DO NOT STRUGGLE WITH THIS BELIEF IN THEIR OWN DAILY LIFE...BE SUSPICIOUS .
if someone claims to be INTIMATE WITH THE DIVINE...BUT THEY DO NOT STRUGGLE WITH THIS BELIEF IN THEIR OWN DAILY LIFE...BE SUSPICIOUS .
the wind...the tide...
the wind...the tide...the human soul...only one of which resists its CALLING .
desert island...behavior...and context
if you lived all alone on a desert island...then there would be no need to explain why you thought masturbation was better than sex...the circumstances would free your soul of guilt and shame .
IT IS NOT SO MUCH YOUR BEHAVIOR...BUT THE CONTEXT IT IS PRACTICED IN .
IT IS NOT SO MUCH YOUR BEHAVIOR...BUT THE CONTEXT IT IS PRACTICED IN .
sex and masturbation
the difference between sex and masturbation...every time you masturbate you know exactly what is going on...during the act of sex...this virtually never happens...that is to say...when you "get lucky "...how lucky do you think you are , anyway...and if you are so fucking lucky...why have you never won the lottery ???
...just something to think about .
...just something to think about .
the lottery
this fellow wins the lottery...the first thing he does is give his enemy a million dollars...then sits back and watches him fuck himself over .
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
merry christmas
i mailed a christmas card to everyone in the world...so the girl i kinda like...wouldn't figure out that i had a crush on her...in fact , i sent her the entire list of people that i contacted...and a signed legal document stating that in no way...shape or form...does the card indicate that i do indeed have a crush upon the for-mentioned woman .
love...peace...integrity...kindness...etc.
love...peace...integrity...kindness..."they" convince you that these are the standards to live by...and why do they do this ??? good fucking question...probably an ego thing...maybe they have convinced themselves it's true...AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE , HOWEVER...as it turns out...these are indeed that standards to live by...it is just that by embracing such qualities...well...let us put it this way...DON'T EXPECT NO FUCKING MEDAL .
Monday, December 23, 2013
feeding the gods...bullshit
so what do we do...we get together and vote on the answer to one question or another...truth ??? fuck that...the answer has become a collective consensus...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...ONE BULLSHITS AND THE OTHER PRETENDS TO BELIEVE IT...more or less...WHAT IS THE DIET OF OUR GODS ??? PURE BULLSHIT...THAT'S ALL .
the shit storm...
before you want to adapt this bull shit theology that suggests that all religions are about the same...remember...self righteous , judgmental ideas...lead to self righteous judgmental actions...which...IN A NUT SHELL...put all of our lives in jeopardy .
POINT : if your car is driving in the direction of a shit storm...sooner or later...that is where you are going to end up .
POINT : if your car is driving in the direction of a shit storm...sooner or later...that is where you are going to end up .
Sunday, December 22, 2013
talking about shit...
the less someone knows what they are talking about...the more likely they are to write a book about it .
rocking in the free world...december 14 2013
our separation from each other is an illusion...( a convincing illusion...but , non-the -less...an illusion)...and we worship this illusion...we deify our independence...which causes our sickness in so many ways...our life is dependent upon our connection...when it is severed...we are zombies...ALL MYTHS COME FROM SOME PLACE REAL.
"FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT"...it is good because we win...we connect with each other and discover our true identity...love draws a circle that invites the entire universe .
"FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT"...it is good because we win...we connect with each other and discover our true identity...love draws a circle that invites the entire universe .
garbage blues...
...so this group of people quietly meander down our streets every night collecting bottles , cans and other such stuff we deem as reasonably useless...AND GUESS WHAT ??? quite a number of "the citizens "...among themselves...and , frequently , among town council meetings...rip off the proverbial heads and shit down the proverbial necks of these entrepreneurs...their point : "they are making us look bad"...or something like that...HERE IS THE SHIT...you have every right to judge whoever in the fuck you want...just one thing...at least take partial responsibility when , out or hunger , need , anger...whatever...they break into your house and take your shit...'CAUSE THEY WILL !!!
OUR LOVE WILL HEAL...OUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS...no matter how well disguised...WILL FUCK THINGS UP !!!
OUR LOVE WILL HEAL...OUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS...no matter how well disguised...WILL FUCK THINGS UP !!!
Saturday, December 21, 2013
what fucks people up
eventually...most human behavior is reduced to either pushing...or being pushed...and this brings us to love...which is neither...roughly translated...it is a weird human experience that most people cannot process...therefore...they react with some sort of disorientation or another...TO MOST OF US...DIFFERENT IS BAD !!!
love is learned over a period of time...slowly...but eternally .
love is learned over a period of time...slowly...but eternally .
Friday, December 20, 2013
keeping our shit together...
what people sometimes do...is repeat the stupid crap their spouse says to them in private...among other people...they somehow believe...that if nobody calls them on the shit...that means that what their partner said is , therefore...now valid...and no longer retarded...it is all bullshit...but it still gives them some type of relief .
getting your shit together...
throw everything in the air...whatever falls back into your hands...you can keep...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...LET GO OF EVERYTHING...AND SEE WHAT REMAINS .
end of the world ( as we know it )
Everyone looks to the end of the world by interpreting these big fucking signs . Like , for example , shit going down in the Middle East . You know , like it hasn't been a cluster fuck there for thousands of years .
Here's one for ya . People walking down the street , listening to sexually ambiguous robots , counting their nipples instead of watching where in the fuck they are meandering to . A small thing , indeed ; but do you think that such non-concern for their two front paws is not going to translate into lack of concern for the direction of this universe ???
Society , my dear friends , collapses from the inside out . The people lose their minds , then the country loses its collective mind . And pop goes the weasel .
Here's one for ya . People walking down the street , listening to sexually ambiguous robots , counting their nipples instead of watching where in the fuck they are meandering to . A small thing , indeed ; but do you think that such non-concern for their two front paws is not going to translate into lack of concern for the direction of this universe ???
Society , my dear friends , collapses from the inside out . The people lose their minds , then the country loses its collective mind . And pop goes the weasel .
power of love...
we do not overpower temptation...temptation will fuck us up...what we do is...in all humility...submit ourselves to a POWER that will make sure we are in the right place in the right time...TO PUT IT SIMPLY...WE POSITION OURSELVES UNDER AN UMBRELLA THAT IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE FORCE FIELD UTILIZED BY CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK ( or kirt...whatever )...IN ALL HIS MISSIONS WITH THOSE ROTTEN BASTARDS FROM OUTER - SPACE...in the words of the divine...A THOUSAND WILL FALL TO YOUR LEFT...TEN THOUSAND TO YOUR RIGHT...BUT NO HARM WILL COME UPON YOU .
Thursday, December 19, 2013
sasquatch
it is not the sasquatch i find so intriguing as it is how people respond to the existence (??? ) of the creature...that is to say...virtually the entire amount of reasoning concerning its non-existence hinges upon the idea that people simply do not believe that some fucking monkey* could ever outsmart them...to be more specific...the human species is as arrogant as shit .
* just for the record...people are discovering new species just about every single day...as for primates...gorilla's were not discovered until the early 1900's...and another monkey like creature - dangerous as fuck - was discovered in very recent history .
* just for the record...people are discovering new species just about every single day...as for primates...gorilla's were not discovered until the early 1900's...and another monkey like creature - dangerous as fuck - was discovered in very recent history .
the bad side of emotional intelligence
the bad side of emotional intelligence is that you could be perfectly aware that someone is doing something inappropriate...and they don't have a fucking clue about it...the technical term to describe this is...SUCKING...and what is to be done ??? not a lot , actually...just remember...TIME REVEALS ALL THINGS...and you are in a position where you are more than a little prepared to take action once the proverbial shit hits the fan...besides that...have a beer...or 12 or so...and relax .
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
fuck you ???
what happens when the most beautiful thing you have ever seen...someone suddenly deems as ugly ??? in fact...virtually the entire universe is telling you that you are wrong...how is your PSYCHOLOGY AND SPIRITUALITY supposed to bounce back ??? how are you supposed to sustain yourself when you are nothing but condemned...but you know you are right ??? WHERE DO YOU DRAW FROM ??? AND IF YOU CAN DRAW FROM SOME SOURCE...HOW LONG CAN YOU SUSTAIN YOURSELF THROUGH THAT PARTICULAR SOURCE ???
...ONLY LOVE IS REAL...ALL ELSE...THERE TO CONFUSE YOU .
...ONLY LOVE IS REAL...ALL ELSE...THERE TO CONFUSE YOU .
first sexual experience...
i remember my first sexual experience...it was me...this hot blonde...and an insurance salesman .
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
how we adjust our lives...
we pretend we adjust our lives according to...reason...logic...fairness....and all that other jazz...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER...is just a bit more dark...the truth of the matter is MOST PEOPLE...make their decisions concerning "the shit of many colors" by figuring out what they want...then spend the rest of the day fucking around with the facts...until they fit their needs...the truth of the matter is that while christ was being crucified...most of the by-standers were more concerned about how to turn the whole fucking event into a giant concession stand .
" hot dogs !!! programs !!! they aren't gonna crucify him twice , you know !!!"
" hot dogs !!! programs !!! they aren't gonna crucify him twice , you know !!!"
tread lightly
once you allow yourself to believe all the wonderful things people say about you...that door will stay open...and you will inevitably believe all the shit said about you as well .
tread lightly...discern carefully...and , remember...there is only a slight difference between someone smiling...and showing their fucking teeth .
tread lightly...discern carefully...and , remember...there is only a slight difference between someone smiling...and showing their fucking teeth .
path of love...
if you pick a fight with someone you do not know -physical or otherwise - you are either a compulsive gambler...or just not thinking...Point...nobody knows where any behavior is actually going...HOWEVER...if you choose the path of love...you can be assured that you are accompanied by a very sound and well-meaning PRESENCE as you meander on .
Monday, December 16, 2013
perception is screwed...
yesterday...talking to a friend on the phone...i say..."what is your favorite non-commercial movie ??? " he tells me the name of some obscure non heard of korian flick...my reply..."i just found a copy someone threw away about an hour ago"...and my point is...there is a path for all of us to travel...and on that path...there definitely are sign posts...each one accompanied with a peaceful feeling within...telling us to turn where we should turn...to go where we ought to go .
our lives are maps...and letting our thoughts and hearts be controlled by the wrong shit...more or less...is the equivalent of throwing that map into a near by fire .
our lives are maps...and letting our thoughts and hearts be controlled by the wrong shit...more or less...is the equivalent of throwing that map into a near by fire .
stupidest thing i ever did...
while recording "the dr. goose show"...i took my microphone...and stuck it in front of dr. goose's mouth...which would have been fine...except for one thing...dr. goose is a puppet .
Sunday, December 15, 2013
everywhere you go...there you are
...so this gentleman i know was beaten rather badly by these four fellows somewhere in downtown halifax a few years ago...( just like "the bare naked ladies" , i guess )...ANYWAY...as he was lying there...the words somehow escaped his mouth..." i am going to hunt you down one at a time and beat your fucking brains in "....then came the interesting bit...one of these dumb tits replied...and i quote..."that's no fair" .
life is an interesting thing...and people's concept of fair is usually centered around what pleases them...but make no mistake...the person you are on the street taking advantage of another human being...is the same one you are when you are copulating with that girl from the banana commercial...or whoever turns you on .
just something to think about .
life is an interesting thing...and people's concept of fair is usually centered around what pleases them...but make no mistake...the person you are on the street taking advantage of another human being...is the same one you are when you are copulating with that girl from the banana commercial...or whoever turns you on .
just something to think about .
Saturday, December 14, 2013
how to keep kids home forever...
wanna keep your kids home ??? simple...don't give them the love and acceptance and understanding that they need...IT WORKS LIKE THIS...a child deprived of these things will spend the rest of their natural lives attempting to have them met through their parents...MAKING A LONG STORY SHORT...they will want to stay at home consciously or subconsciously - usually subconsciously - in search for the nutrition they did not receive as a child .
me and princess diana
there she was...the princess...riding down the street...waving at all us peasants...so i did what any young man would do...(and by any...i mean none )...i held my dog up to her open window...and she began to lick her face...( that is...my dog licked the face of the princess...not the other way around)...she smiled...and the car was on its way*.
*if you are thinking that i should have gotten my head blown off by her buddies...you , my dear friend...are simply revealing your age...that is to say...there was a time when people were civilized...terriers were considered to be not a threat to international security...and blow jobs were considered to be sexual in nature...these days have long since past .
*if you are thinking that i should have gotten my head blown off by her buddies...you , my dear friend...are simply revealing your age...that is to say...there was a time when people were civilized...terriers were considered to be not a threat to international security...and blow jobs were considered to be sexual in nature...these days have long since past .
destination
YUP...WE CONCEIVE OUR OWN DESTINATIONS...we take our bruised souls...our limited ability to think...our distorted sexuality ...our literal inability to see down the road...and all that other shit...(most of which is too embarrassing to talk about)...and arrive at with what we perceive to be reasonable purpose and goals for our lives...my advice to you...DISCOVER LOVE...OBEY LOVE...FOLLOW LOVE...LOVE IS NOT A MERE FEELING...IT IS A PATH...A DESTINATION...AND A LIGHT THAT LEADS THE WAY...REGARDLESS OF WHO WE ARE OR THINK WE ARE .
elvis
a young man was interviewed in regards to why he was going to donate his heart to his friend while still in perfectly good health...he replied..."that's what elvis did...and elvis is my hero"...this statement was followed by a moment's silence...and then the question..."are you aware that elvis did not die as a result of donating body parts to his buddies...but , instead...drugged the shit right out of himself until his eyes popped out of his ass ??? "
question...if our actions are done through motivations other than love...do they still count??? are they real ??? and if something is not driven by love...can we simply consider it to be some sort of high tech illusion ???
"someday only three things will remain...and the greatest of these is love . "
question...if our actions are done through motivations other than love...do they still count??? are they real ??? and if something is not driven by love...can we simply consider it to be some sort of high tech illusion ???
"someday only three things will remain...and the greatest of these is love . "
Friday, December 13, 2013
for saints and ass holes alike
do the loving thing...even if you are an ass hole...who believes the human race is garbage...still do the loving thing...IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE FULFILLED...TOUCH JOY...AND FEEL YOUR PATH IS STRONG AND HEALTHY ...live is life .
dating your sister...
soooooo...that's your sister...right??? soooooo...you won't be dating her , right ???
Thursday, December 12, 2013
el-loco judgmental...
it seems that the judgements we make most casually...are the ones we should be most terrified of .
the art of wanting
before you want anything...first...discern your motives...your place in the universe...what your life is about...what your life supposed to be about...for example...i want a dog...(a whole fleet of dog actually)...but i live in the city...get my shit ??? maybe your dog is a new car...maybe fame...maybe someone to suck your penis...DON'T MATTER , BABY...WANT MY ADVICE ??? you don't have to figure it out...just love...and see where it goes...SIMPLE...( hopefully...eh ??? maybe : )
cowgirls in the sand...november 30 2013
it is not that people are bad...fuck...they may even be good by nature...the problem is...the first thing that comes into their vision that looks the least bit "shinier" than love...and there they go after it !!!
people are unresolved...intellectually...sexually...in just about every respect...and they will project this upon other people...they will kill them...(usually just emotionally)...find a group of people to agree with them...and then find another bunch of suckers to project their crap upon .
the unresolved heart...is just that...unresolved...and the amount that it crushes the human within...so it will do with others who are , unfortunately...caught in the cross fire .
people are unresolved...intellectually...sexually...in just about every respect...and they will project this upon other people...they will kill them...(usually just emotionally)...find a group of people to agree with them...and then find another bunch of suckers to project their crap upon .
the unresolved heart...is just that...unresolved...and the amount that it crushes the human within...so it will do with others who are , unfortunately...caught in the cross fire .
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
da truth...
USUALLY...there are two reasons why someone believes something...the first...because it corresponds with what they already believe...hence...it reinforces...for better or worse...(usually worse)...their already well established personhood...the second...is sort of what we see in the movie...ROCKY...that is to say...people get to "feel great"...because they relate to someone "great"...( you know , live vicariously through another ).
there is a third belief system...maybe you heard of it...maybe not...not counting for it to catch on actually...ANYWAY...this belief system is centered around believing something because it is simply the truth...lotta people got in shit for this one...please join me in the proclamation...DEAR GOD...GOOD LUCK !!!
there is a third belief system...maybe you heard of it...maybe not...not counting for it to catch on actually...ANYWAY...this belief system is centered around believing something because it is simply the truth...lotta people got in shit for this one...please join me in the proclamation...DEAR GOD...GOOD LUCK !!!
the giant dwarf...
it was in grade six...i walk up to this guy...he was already five feet 10 or so...and i said to him..." my mom said you are going to grow up to be a midget , you know"...he simply did not know how to respond...in the words of yoda..."perplexed , he was ".
and the point...some mothers make better cooks than they do prognosticators .
and the point...some mothers make better cooks than they do prognosticators .
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
beer and weddings
it was wedding time in nova scotia...i did the ceremony...(put on clothes and everything )...and the beer costs , like , 6 dollars a bottle...6 DOLLARS A BOTTLE ??? yup , that's what i said...and that's why i brought my own beer and hid it in the bathroom..far away from the pagans and their over-priced beverages...i didn't get to be the clergyman for nothing , you know...saved meself a fucking fortune , i did , governor !!! and they even gave me a little present as well .
Monday, December 9, 2013
earth...the new reality show
did you ever think that , just maybe...earth is some sort of reality show...and a bunch of aliens are watching us fuck around...and taking bets on which one of us is the biggest moron...you know...and shit like that...maybe...the alien who figures out which one of us cheats on his spouse the most...they get a new toaster...special alien toaster , of course...probably designed to toast earthlings...not a bad prize , if i do say so myself .
AND THE MESSAGE BEHIND THIS LITTLE ANECDOTE...WE GIVE OURSELVES WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING CREDIT .
AND THE MESSAGE BEHIND THIS LITTLE ANECDOTE...WE GIVE OURSELVES WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING CREDIT .
your favorite position...
after having lived on three continents and having done my best to stay awake on every step of the journey...if nothing else...i can pass this small bit of information unto you : you are virtually guaranteed of one thing and quite possibly nothing else...that being...wherever you go...whatever you do...you will end up in a place , in terms of relationships and such...that eventually will mimic the place you are in right now .
point being...if you like living like a self centered twit...'tis a good thing to keep on moving...move fast enough and your heart may never have time to manifest itself physically around you...and IF YOU ARE A LOVER...best to "bloom where you are planted"...as eventually...if you live long enough...and if you keep your integrity...the love within will grow around you like apples on an autumn tree.
...LIVE LOVE .
point being...if you like living like a self centered twit...'tis a good thing to keep on moving...move fast enough and your heart may never have time to manifest itself physically around you...and IF YOU ARE A LOVER...best to "bloom where you are planted"...as eventually...if you live long enough...and if you keep your integrity...the love within will grow around you like apples on an autumn tree.
...LIVE LOVE .
Sunday, December 8, 2013
time fades away...november 23 2013
the devil's best weapon is to convince us that he does not exist...his second best weapon...religion...that is to say...an endeavor to promote a series of right and wrong behaviors - some of them reasonable...some of them not - to confuse and disorientate people .
"and what is the anti-dote to religion??? ", you may ask ...simple...walking in love and humility...opens the door for a way of expressing oneself that is congruent with the divine...A PATH OF LOVE...something will be given...something will be taken...but all will be real .
"and what is the anti-dote to religion??? ", you may ask ...simple...walking in love and humility...opens the door for a way of expressing oneself that is congruent with the divine...A PATH OF LOVE...something will be given...something will be taken...but all will be real .
why god placed us here...
i have no issue believing god has placed us here...none...not even a little...what i want to know is how he concluded that this was a reasonable idea...IF ANYONE HAS A TAPE OF JESUS AND GOD hacking at this insanity and all the other little insanities attached to it...and figuring this shit out over a case of whiskey...or beer...or whatever...i will send you an autographed picture of the pope's wife...completely naked .
...but seriously...why are we here ??? hummmm...let's try this one on for size : love only matters if it is at great cost...as we suffer for each other...our love grows in value...it is "the peril at great price"...and as we die to self in favor of another...it becomes " the peril of greater price " .
...but seriously...why are we here ??? hummmm...let's try this one on for size : love only matters if it is at great cost...as we suffer for each other...our love grows in value...it is "the peril at great price"...and as we die to self in favor of another...it becomes " the peril of greater price " .
Saturday, December 7, 2013
gratitude
this mother...her kid was on the street wasting his life...( i was feeding him...she hated my fucking guts for god know what reason )...anyway...she would say to me..."if only he would come off the street"...three months later...we finally got the little fucker home...and his mother said to me..."if only he would stop those drugs "...a couple of months or so after that...he gets off all that shit...and then she said to me..." if only he would go back to school"...barf , barf , barf...then...the ever popular..."if only he would get a part time job"...etc...etc...etc...LITTLE PUPPY-CATS...GRATITUDE IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES...PROTECT IT WELL OR SURELY IT WILL GO THE SAME WAY AS THE DOE DOE BIRD !!!
love is a learned phenomena
love is...among other things... a learned phenomena...which is rather scary actually...and what i mean by that is...if there is a skill that only is acquired by teaching...and nobody is teaching it...is this not a recipe for a skill to go extinct ???
LEARN LOVE .
LEARN LOVE .
Friday, December 6, 2013
cosmic shit fest...
there are billions of things happening right now as i write that keep the universe and our strange little planet together...thing is...we cannot see them...hear them...or experience them...so...as far as we are concerned...the little fuckers don't exist...(sort of like atoms and shit like that not too many generations ago ) ...here is a bible verse for ya...if i remember correctly in col. it reads something like..."god's love is holding this entire fucking thing together"...and this leave me to conclude...dear friends...the less we believe in love...the more twisted this cosmic shit fest is going to become . AMEN !!!
religion sucks...
most religions have this in common : they began with good intentions and a reasonable leader...all religions have this in common : money , power , sex...gradually creep into their fabric and destroy them from the inside out .
all well and good...it is a free country...HOWEVER...here is the shit...if you want to control me...if you want to manipulate my sexuality...if you want to take me for a ride...be honest with me about it...trust me on this one...you will still get enough money to buy your shit...people's needs are so deep and dark...they don't give a flying fuck who they are following as long as they are militant and wear a nice suit..." as for me and my house...we want to serve the lord " .
all well and good...it is a free country...HOWEVER...here is the shit...if you want to control me...if you want to manipulate my sexuality...if you want to take me for a ride...be honest with me about it...trust me on this one...you will still get enough money to buy your shit...people's needs are so deep and dark...they don't give a flying fuck who they are following as long as they are militant and wear a nice suit..." as for me and my house...we want to serve the lord " .
Thursday, December 5, 2013
taking the bible literally
the funny thing about bible interpretation...is that if you really get your head out of your ass and listen to what people are saying...you will very quickly discover that virtually everyone's interpretation of the bible...is extremely fucking congruent with what they are trying to GET out of the situation .
example..."rebellion is of the sin of witch craft "...now who in the fuck wants to be called a witch ??? well , guess what...if you don't go along with what the pastor and or congregation say...you , my dear friend...are a mother fucking witch .
point being...sunday morning...stay home and masturbate .
example..."rebellion is of the sin of witch craft "...now who in the fuck wants to be called a witch ??? well , guess what...if you don't go along with what the pastor and or congregation say...you , my dear friend...are a mother fucking witch .
point being...sunday morning...stay home and masturbate .
sex
...just about everything in life is about sex...with the exception of...sex...which is usually more about dealing with all the shit you smudged on the carpet as you drunkenly stumbled through the door of a thousand existences into your mothers freudian bosom .
...or something like that , anyway .
...or something like that , anyway .
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
what have i learned in life ???
what have i learned in life ??? you can't hurt anyone's feelings masturbating...(wait a minute!!! there was that one time...hmmmm)...what have i learned in life ??? religion has an answer for everything...(wait a minute...most of them are bull shit...crrrrrrap)...what have i learned in life ??? the creature from the black lagoon has no penis...( but then how did he get here ??? fffffffudge stick )...o.k...seriously...what have i learned in life ??? GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL...( o.k...now i am just being stupid )...FUCK IT...THE BEATLES ARE BETTER THAN THE ROLLING STONES...AND THERE IS NOTHING CUTER THAN A PUPPY...THE END !!!
death , mother fucker !!!
the problem with death...is that it takes people too fucking long to get around to it...that is to say...by the time someone is about to go..." TITS UP "...they are so far removed from the mainstream...that virtually nobody is aware that they are still alive...hence...when it comes time to read shit like..."OH , DEATH , WHERE IS THY STING ??? " nobody fucking knows or cares...dust in the wind , baby...AND MY POINT ??? my point is simple...even if there ain't a lost soul in this universe that knows...or cares...that you are still fucking around on this steaming piece of turd we generously refer to as earth...that does not change a thing...you are still gonna die !!!
understanding church
once you understand church...and you become aware that god has very little to do with all these people gathering together...(besides the fact that he made them in the first place)...you are left to ponder the question..." what the fuck is this all about ??? "...and..."where could this insanity all go besides somewhere dark and disturbed ??? " and , finally....the ever popular..."don't these fuckers have anything better to do with their spare time ??? " hummmmm...indeed...the bottom line is that rituals and role playing amount to a mere counterfeit of something real and beautiful...and that is...roughly translated...PURE SPIRITUALITY !!!
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
fulfilling all hopes and desires
i can fulfill all your hopes and desires...you can have everything you want...ALL YA GOTTA DO...IS NOT WANT ANYTHING...IT IS ALL THERE , BABY...YOU ARE INDEED COMPLETE !!!
big thing ???
love is not a big thing...love is a lot of little decisions that , together...make a path to a destination that reflects so well...we cannot see ourselves in it...is the destination big ??? sorta...fact of the matter is that it is as big or small as you want it to be...you see...a trillion light years from here...is here as well...everything intersects at every fucking point , brother...point being...not only is the universe infinite...it is also nowhere at all...or the next best thing .
be warned : if love is not every second and every action...if love becomes the destination...you are fucked...that is to say...when we establish "goals" in the traditional sense...it is our nature to bully our way to where ever it is we think we are going...and...by definition of what it means to be a bully...love quickly becomes pulverized .
and above all...don't listen to your fucking religion !!!
be warned : if love is not every second and every action...if love becomes the destination...you are fucked...that is to say...when we establish "goals" in the traditional sense...it is our nature to bully our way to where ever it is we think we are going...and...by definition of what it means to be a bully...love quickly becomes pulverized .
and above all...don't listen to your fucking religion !!!
Monday, December 2, 2013
gay and straight...
if you can figure out what % straight and what % gay you ACTUALLY are...then you are probably one of the reason why aliens are fucking around our planet gathering shit to take home .
pacing the cage... september 28 2013
once upon a time there was a tiger who was confined to his cage...28
feet up and down...his entire life...then one day he was set loose into
the jungle...but all he could manage was...you guessed it...28
feet...BUT MY POINT HAS MORE TO DO WITH HOW THE TIGER RESPONDED TO THE
MAN WHO LET HIM FREE...DOES THE TIGER DESPISE HIM FOR REVEALING HIS
WEAKNESSES ??? and how about us ??? once we are exposed...do we use the
information for healing purposes ??? or do we simply hate the one who
shed the light into the darkness ???
stranger in the land...oct. 5 2013
god placed us here...some to love...some to carry on the ancient tradition of sex , money and power...the lovers learn to take it on the face...hopefully...and the others learn to bullshit their way into the hearts and souls of the general population...we pray everything works out...people find their soul mates and kindred spirits and such...ONE THING FOR SURE...THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF FUCKING OBSTACLES .
BE TRANSPARENT...IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO FIND THOSE YOU QUEST FOR...( you will have done your part anyway)...AND BE READY TO TAKE THE HARD ROAD...YOU WILL BE RIGHT ALMOST EVERY TIME .
BE TRANSPARENT...IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO FIND THOSE YOU QUEST FOR...( you will have done your part anyway)...AND BE READY TO TAKE THE HARD ROAD...YOU WILL BE RIGHT ALMOST EVERY TIME .
Sunday, December 1, 2013
me and my friend , poor fucker
steel fabrication plant...1986...A VOICE SAYS TO ME..."TURN AROUND"...as i do...i perceive a crane shaking in mid air...and twelve hundred pounds of steel dropping upon some poor fuckers head...i run...i grab...i throw "poor fucker"...(that , by the way , is not his real name)... into the air and onto a heating unit...burning his head to look like a waffle for the better part of a week...POINT...of all the stories i have heard about myself over the years...THIS HAS NEVER BEEN ONE OF THEM...funny , that...but the mean and shitty ones more than make up for it .
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