Monday, July 16, 2012

dr. goose...issue # 90

timmy : dr. goose...have you ever had a one night
            stand ???

dr. goose : i did once , timmy...but it didn't count

dr. goose : you see , three years later i got engaged
     to her best friend...and she screwed like an empty
     tin of rat poison

dr. goose : in the grand scheme of things...it all evens
                out

dr. goose : i don't make the rules

dr. goose : i just abide by how god created this
                 amazing universe

timmy : that's just terrible , dr. goose

dr. goose : terrible is when god forgets to do his
                math , timmy     


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