my horse was never that fast
my cow only gave skim milk
my wife is a slut
she will screw but not fuck
my boys underwear is silk
i used to be in a rodeo
i could rope and tie any bull
but i lost my guts
when a horn hit my nust
and cut off my left testicle
i once had sex at mcdonalds
the hamburgeler called the cops
ronald got pissy
mayor mccheese had a hissy
all thanks to fucking peach snops
life is like a circus
that is , it ain't any fair
when you get on the ride
you discovered they lied
the fucker ain't going nowhere
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