jesus went to newfoundland
preached a sermon on signal hill
everybody had a good time
every slut was on her pill
the clergy were really pisses
they didn't want jesus there
they just sat around and complained
as their v.d. ate their brains
jesus turned water into wine
he turned the fog into rum
he turned the ocean into whisky
he said "god thy kingdom come"
jesus got a fishing boat
he rowed to saint john harbor
first sunny day in a week
jesus rowed a little further
jesus said "love thy neighbor"
to 10,000 newfs and 18 capers
jesus said "be born again"
as the fog came rolling in
No comments:
Post a Comment