every cat lady starts with one cat
because that's what cat ladies do
but by the end of the year
as they go queer
every cat lady has two
then there is the third
it has only one eye
it somehow shows up at the door
it has a fuck buddy usually a stray
then every cat lady has four
then there is the cat shit
she somehow forgets
that it should not be at the table
but as time goes on
it somehow belongs
as cat lady gets more unstable
then there is the fifth
followed by ten
the four in the middle
she says belong to a friend
then they start screwing
then screwing some more
then screwing again and again
in the final analysis
there are 1000 cats
and she is hoping for a1000 more
and when no one is around
she says "look what i've found"
and eats cat shit right off the floor
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