Saturday, April 21, 2012

collection of flarmology quotes on human sexuality

"sex is not an act...as much as it is an expression of who you are."
"until one embraces ones sexuality...reality...illusions and fantasies are all blurred together."
"it is the heart...far more than the act".
"sex will bring you further into truth...or further into delusions."
"a satisfied heart...will lead to a satisfied sex life...and it goes the other way as well."
"sex...me like."
"the true caveman...never used a club to get their women...but come campfire...the other cavemen gave them shit." 
"all the cavemen liked ugg...until one day he showed up wearing a pink dyed saber tooth tiger pelt...then they hated him...but i think that says more about the cavemen than it does about ugg."
"a reasonable goal...is to diminish the distance between your sex life and your love life."
"unless it is real love...sex is like anything else...best if you do it by yourself."
"sex is celebrated throughout the galaxy...zofon...from the planet trephinon...says...and i quote..."make love...not rayon-plantic rafermil exchanges"...words to live by."
"the smurfs...are a very poor role model for sexual relationships...typical...maybe...but very poor."
"slarppy shyte burger dimble crack bark-farker...owner of the amazingly psychotic one legged racing horse...is a virgin...i wonder why???"
"sex is supposed to be a gateway into something real...not deceit."
"remember...when you are having sex...there is someone else there."
"let your preference be...being kind."
"sex...the hamburger of the universe."
"sex and communication...are one in the same."
"every experience in life...will either help you to resolve things...or make things less ressolved."
"the more intimate the act...the more it has potential...in both directions."
"there was this guy...he would jog everywhere in "my fair city"...then one day i realized...he was not running to something...he was running away from something...his sexuality...life is not supposed to be a metaphor , puppy-cats...it is supposed to be real...make it so." 
"may your life be soft...and your penis hard."

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