my last arm wrestle

walking a friend home one summers eve...we passed this frat house type place with these really big fucking guys drinking beer on the porch...for some stupid reason i say..."wanna arm wrestle???"...the first guy was 6 feet 10...about 300 pounds...it took every fucking ounce of strength and three minutes to put him down...the second guy was a 220 pound body builder...and i was too fagged out...next scene...at my buddies place...one more drink of rum...i look at him and say..."fuck it...i am going back"...rematch time...he goes into his room and grabs his w.w.f. championship belt...(he wasnt really the champ...but he sure looked like he could have been)...any way...what sweet kids...after us two dumb fuckers finished doing possibly permanent damage to our elbows...(i won , of course)...they invited me to be" guest of honor" at a wrestling thing-a-ma-jig the next week...booze...pizza...everything on them...and i never arm wrestled again... luv stu