my girl friend screwed santa

it was 1979...my second attempt at love...after a week at camp....i came home to see my girl friend on a two day break...and guess what??? she had moved to toronto ...fuck...i went to my buddies place to have a little sulk...and there he informed me...not only did she "piss off"...she also screwed some dude in a closet while we were" going steady"...next scene...mid eighties...christmas time...while on a little jont in the shopping mall...i couldnt help but notice that the store santa looked familiar...it was the guy who screwed my girlfriend in the closet...i felt honored...me and santa were almost like family...luv stu