KING OF AUSTRALIA

I WALK HOME...THERE IS A CLOSE TO 200 POUND GERMAN SHEPHERD named "king" SITTING ON A LAWN...I APPROACH...I HOLD HIM TIGHTLY AND BEGIN TO CRY...10...15 MINUTES...I AM NOT SURE...THE DOG DOESN'T MOVE AN INCH...HE IS THERE FOR THE LONG RUN...AS LONG AS I NEED HIM...back home my fellow bible college students...are throwing shit at each other...trying to figure out who is the holiest or some other such crap...JESUS MAY BE KING OF THE WORLD...BUT THE KING OF AUSTRALIA...IS KING...sometimes the holiest man in town...is not a man at all .