EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE...

THOUGHT TO BE A LOVE SONG...PEOPLE PLAYED THIS CATCHY LITTLE MELODY AT THEIR WEDDINGS...YOU KNOW...PLACES LIKE THAT...THING IS...TRUTH BE KNOWN...THIS SONG IS ABOUT SOME IDIOT STALKING AND THREATENING TO MURDER SOME YOUNG LADY...AND THIS IS HOW MUCH OUR SOCIETY KNOWS ABOUT " TRUE LOVE " .

REJECTION...NOVEMBER 1989

AS THE NEED FOR AN INDIVIDUAL DISAPPEARS...SO DOES THE "LOVE"...(DID YOU KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY THROWN OUT OF A HOME FOR NOT WANTING TO SELL "AMWAY" ???)

THE QUESTION IS...HOW IS ALL THIS SHIT JUSTIFIED ???

THE ANSWER IS...I DON'T EVEN THINK IT IS AN ISSUE WITH MOST PEOPLE .

"HOW COULD THERE BE ANY HURT IF I AM NOT FEELING PAIN ??? " ( ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...PEOPLE ARE NARCISSISTIC BY NATURE ).

POINT : PEOPLE THROW AWAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS...HOWEVER...ONCE SOMEONE IS GONE...IN THE WORDS OF CAROL KING..."IT'S TOO LATE , BABY" . 

BE CAREFUL...

BEFORE YOU RUSH OUT AND DO SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLY , INSANELY BRILLIANT...( A.K.A...STUPID )...REMEMBER...OUR ACTIONS RESONATE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AND BACK AGAIN...FUCKING AROUND AIMLESSLY FOR ALL TO APPRECIATE ON SOME COSMIC LEVEL...CASUALLY MEANDERING UPON OUR INTERGALACTIC ASSES , CREATING ETERNAL BUM WARTS FOR ALL TO ADMIRE AS WE SLIDE INTO EVEN A MORE DEMENTED STATE OF BEING...roughly translated...BE CAREFUL !!!

WINE TASTING

...I WALK INTO THIS LIQUOR STORE...AND THE LADY WHO WORKS THERE ASKS ME IF I WANT A SIP OF WINE...I SAY...OF COURSE..."YUP"...THEN PROCEED TO DRINK AWAY...THEN I SAY..." THERE ARE NO GRAPES IN THIS SHIT , ARE THERE ??? BECAUSE MY DR. SAYS I WILL DIE IF I EAT ANY GRAPES"

AMERICA AND SEX SYMBOLS PART 1

YOU GIVE A 14  YEAR OLD CHILD A LOADED GUN...10 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE BANK...HORMONES THAT WOULD MAKE AN ELEPHANT SCREW A TREE...EXPECTATIONS PROJECTED UPON HIM...OR HER...LIKE THEY WERE GHANDI...OR SOME DUDE LIKE THAT...THEN...WHEN IT ALL GOES TO SHIT...YOU CRUCIFY THE POOR KID...

...i have words of wisdom for you...FUCK OFF...your mercy...( if you have any)...is needed...you can take your judgement and fire it into afghanistan .  

HOW THE AVERAGE FUCKER LEARNS...

HERE IS HOW MOST OF US LEARN...WE BUY A BOOK THAT ESSENTIALLY STATES WHAT WE ALREADY BELIEVE...JUST A COUPLE LITTLE TWISTS AND TURNS TO MAKE US FEEL THAT WE ARE BEING CHALLENGED...WE FORCE OUR IDEAS RIGHT UP THE ASS HOLES  OF THOSE WE SHOULD BE NURTURING...THEN SNEAK INTO THE CLOSET AND PLAY WITH OUR BALLS .

BEDEE , BEDEE , BEDEE...BDATS ALL FOLKS .

ode to an honest clergyman

once there was this christian leader who was not into the misuse of sex , money...or power...and this scared the living shit out of the congregation...so much that they beat him to death at the church picnic and buried him by the lake .

TODAY IN SEX EDUCATION...WE STUDY THE HAND JOB

A LITTLE OLD FASHION KARMA :

I DREAMED I WAS A BEEF FARMER...BUT ALL MY COWS HAD BOUGHT GUNS AND MADE ME DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS .

POCKET PUSSY STRIKES BACK...

THE MOMENT GOD BEGAN TO HAND OUT BRAINS...WAS THE MOMENT PEOPLE BEGAN TO BRAINWASH PEOPLE...SO HE HANDED OUT CLUBS INSTEAD...THIS TOOK CARE OF THE BRAINWASHING THING...AS PEOPLE'S BRAINS WERE TOO SMASHED IN TO BE BRAINWASHED...FINALLY...GOD INVENTED THE POCKET PUSSY...THEN HE PROMPTLY LEFT FOR THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW WE FUCKED UP THAT ONE .

TWO MASTERS...NOVEMBER 1989

PEOPLE CARE SO LITTLE FOR EACH OTHER...THEY DON'T MIND ALLOWING ANOTHER TO LEAN ON THEM...KNOWING ALL TOO WELL...THEY WILL BE OUTSIDE HAVING A SMOKE WHEN THEY BEGIN TO FALL .

POINT : LOVE PEOPLE OR LEAVE THEM ALONE...BUT SAVE YOUR LIES FOR USELESS SHIT LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK...LIKE IT OR NOT....THE SOUL OF ANOTHER IS JUST TOO FUCKING IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH .

NEIL YOUNG...THE GEFFIN YEARS

1-TRANS...not a weak moment...but let's face it...people equate anything different with the end of the world...A
2-EVERYBODY'S ROCKIN'...made a lot more sense after neil described it more as a movie than anything else...still...songs just not as strong as any other neil album...B-
3-OLD WAYS...good album....but making a long story short...could have been a masterpiece...B+
4-LANDING ON WATER...i guess i am just too stupid to see stuff...there is no imperfection here as far as i can see...i don't get it..."the stones" get praised for being a poor imitation of themselves...and neil gets shit for reinventing the wheel...fucking critics !!!
5-LIFE...my favorite of the five...a 70's type album with modern technology...would have gone over without suspicion if not for the company it kept...A+    

FISHING FOR THE ILLUSIVE JAGUAR SHARK

JUDGEMENT...OCTOBER 1989

WE ARE ALL WALKING TO A DESTINATION...SOME OF US BLIND...SOME SEEING THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE...SOME OF US RATIONAL AND PERCEPTIVE...

...MY POINT...EVERYTHING THAT IS LOVED ON YOUR WAY...IS A SIGN POST...EVERYTHING THAT IS FEARED...BLOCKS YOUR VISION .

...AND FINALLY...DELUSIONS DO NOT MAKE THINGS GO AWAY .

NEUROSIS AND COMMITMENT

THREE LEVELS OF UNHEALTHY COMMITMENT :

1-MISUNDERSTANDING
2-ADDICTION
3-OBSESSION

POINT...MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE ONE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE TO LEAD TO THE OTHER ...TRUTH IS LIGHT...IS HEALING . 

THE BIG PICTURE PART 4...MORALITY...OCTOBER 1989

MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE...MORALITY FORMS A WALL THAT ALLOW THINGS TO APPEAR THAT THEY ARE DOING WELL...yet...THE OPPOSITE MUST BE TRUE...AS THE WALL ALLOWS NO SUNLIGHT TO SHINE ON THE OTHER SIDE .

NO MATTER HOW GOOD OF A BULL SHITTER SOMEONE APPEARS TO BE...MAKE NO MISTAKE...A ROTTING CORPSE IS NOT GOOD TO EAT .

MAKING THINGS VALUABLE...

THE SPILLING OF OUR EMOTIONAL AND SOMETIMES PHYSICAL BLOOD...IS WHAT FERTILIZES THE SOIL OF OUR HEARTS AND ALLOWS FOR REAL , AUTHENTIC LIFE TO GROW...POINT BEING...WITHOUT THE JOKER...BATMAN IS JUST ANOTHER USELESS SLAB OF SHIT...FUCKING AROUND WITH HIMSELF DOWN IN THE BASEMENT...EATING CORN CHIPS AND DRINKING AMERICAN BEER .

BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO RUN AWAY FROM LIFE'S ALTERCATIONS AND SHITSTORMS...REMEMBER...THEY ARE YOUR AVENUE TO BECOMING FULLY HUMAN AND ALIVE .

NUTS

HOW DO YOU GET RID OF YOUR TESTICLES...TRY RELIGION OR A MEDICAL DOCTOR .

...THE THING IS...

THE THING IS...WHEN YOU " LET THINGS GO"...WHEN YOU DO NOT MAKE SOMETHING INTO AN ISSUE...PEOPLE DO NOT PERCEIVE IT AS SUCH...INSTEAD...THEY SEE IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE THINGS JUUUUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER ...THEN FURTHER...THEN...EVENTUALLY...YOU BRING UP YOUR FEELINGS ON THE SUBJECT...AND GUESS WHAT ??? YOU , MY DEAR SUCKER FRIEND...HAVE BECOME AN ASS HOLE !!!

LEARNING...

WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED...IS THAT PEOPLE HAVE NOT LEARNED A WHOLE LOT...AND , FURTHERMORE...THE LESS THEY HAVE LEARNED...THE MORE LIKELY THEY ARE TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT .

AND WHEN YOU KNOW "SWEET FUCK ALL"...THAT'S WHEN YOU GET ON THE TALK SHOWS .

GOD LOVES US THIS MUCH...YOU KNOW...TWO FEET WORTH OF LOVE

IF THIS IS YOU...GROW THE FUCK UP :

" PEOPLE ARE LIKE BUCKETS OF CHICKEN...YOU TAKE WHAT YOU WANT...SPIT OUT THE BONES...AND THROW THE REST OF THE SHIT AWAY " .

AN ODE TO A POODLE

THERE WAS THIS POODLE IN THE PARIS AIRPORT WITH  THIS FREAKY LOOKING MASTER...I SAY..." BONJOUR  , FI FI "...IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE DOG'S NAME AND SHE PRANCES UP AND DOWN...EITHER HORNY OR EXCITED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...AS FOR THE MASTER...SHE LOSES HER COOKIES...I AM OFFICIALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST...YOU KNOW...AS IF IT'S MY FAULT THE DOG HAS A CLICHED NAME .

I WISH I HAD A JOINT...TO BREATHE THE SMOKE RIGHT INTO THE DOGS FACE .

THE WHORE HOUSE WITHIN YOUR HREART

THE WHORE HOUSE WITHIN YOUR HEART...IS IN NEED OF RENOVATION...REPLACEMENT OF WINDOWS...AND SOME OIL ON THE HINGES...THE ROOMS NEED NEW CARPET...AND THE FIRE PLACE HAS TO BE CLEANED...AND MAYBE PUT IN A LITTLE DOOR FOR THE DOG .

THE WHORE HOUSE IS JUST DOWN HERE , HONEY .

KING OF AUSTRALIA

I WALK HOME...THERE IS A CLOSE TO 200 POUND GERMAN SHEPHERD named "king" SITTING ON A LAWN...I APPROACH...I HOLD HIM TIGHTLY AND BEGIN TO CRY...10...15 MINUTES...I AM NOT SURE...THE DOG DOESN'T MOVE AN INCH...HE IS THERE FOR THE LONG RUN...AS LONG AS I NEED HIM...back home my fellow bible college students...are throwing shit at each other...trying to figure out who is the holiest or some other such crap...JESUS MAY BE KING OF THE WORLD...BUT THE KING OF AUSTRALIA...IS KING...sometimes the holiest man in town...is not a man at all .

BLESSINGS AND CURSES...OCTOBER 1989

ANYTHING MET WITH LOVE...IS MET WITH POWER...HUMILITY...AND THE SAME FORCE THAT SUSTAINS THE UNIVERSE...LOVING THOSE WHO CURSE YOU...PLACES ALL POWER IN YOUR HANDS...AND THAT POWER GROWS AND BECOMES...AS WE BECOME NOTHING .

THE TRUTH TO EVERYTHING...IS COMPLETELY LETTING GO OF SELF .

THE BIG PICTURE PART 3...SEPTEMBER 1989

ESSENTIALLY...IT IS LIKE GOD GIVES US A MAP OF OUR HUMAN HEART...AND WE SPEND THE REST OF OUR DAYS ERASING AND RE-DRAWING...BECOMING THE PERSON WE WANT OURSELVES TO BE .

QUESTION : WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE DISCOVER THIS LEADS US AWAY FROM OURSELVES...AND NOT TO OURSELVES ???

THANK GOD FOR MERCY .

THE GREATEST AMONG YOU...will have four legs...

A FRIEND OF MINE E-MAILED ME THIS VIDEO WHERE A DOG RUNS INTO TRAFFIC TO SAVE ANOTHER DOG'S LIFE...( HE HAD BEEN HIT )...POINT BEING...GOD IS ALIVE AND WELL...WE JUST CAN'T BE PICKY IN REGARDS TO WHERE WE SEE HIM DOING HIS .." GOD IS LOVE THING "...AND , OH , YES...THE DOG SURVIVED .

GROOVY , BABY

...DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE...EARTH...( YOU KNOW...OUR PLANET )...WAS JUST MADE , MORE OR LESS , FIVE MINUTES AGO...AND ALL ITS HISTORY AND SHIT LIKE THAT...WAS IMPLANTED IN OUR HEADS...YOU KNOW...LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING TEN MINUTES AGO...AND SHIT LIKE THAT .

DOG'S ARE OUR ZEN MASTERS...

...again...it goes back to dogs , does it not ??? our superior in just about every way...oh yes...people are better at letting go of dog bones...barely .

P.S.

if the bone turned out to be ivory...then so much for the "humans letting go" thing .

IDIOT PARADE

...SO THESE FOUR FUCKERS ARE BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF A FRIEND OF MINE...MY FRIEND SAYS..." I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A BAT "...AND ONE GUY SAYS...AND I QUOTE..." THAT'S NO FAIR" .

GROCERY STORE...

NEXT TIME I OPEN A GROCERY STORE...I WILL TRAIN THE TROLLS NOT TO EAT THE CUSTOMERS .

1 COR. CPTR. 12...COMMUNITY

IT IS ONLY WHEN ANOTHER BECOMES MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN YOURSELF...CAN YOU REALLY SEE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU...AND CAN YOU REALLY EVALUATE WHAT IS LEFT BEHIND YOU...AMONG OTHER THINGS...PUTTING YOURSELF FIRST...LEAVES YOU "BLIND AS A BAT" .

GREATEST CHURCH EXPERIENCES I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED...PART 1

SO THIS DUDE SHOWS UP HAND IN HAND WITH MY GIRL FRIEND...I WAS SPEECHLESS...VERY YOUNG AT THE TIME AND THOUGHT SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES...I WAS WRONG...HERE IS THE BEST PART...EVENTUALLY...I GOT IN SHIT FOR IT .

your mother and i had sex , you know

HAPPINESS...SEPTEMBER 1989

THE PURSUIT OF LOVE...IS DIVINE IN NATURE AND IS THE GREATEST PURSUIT LIFE HAS TO OFFER...THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS WILL FUCK EVERYTHING UP , MY DEAR...INCLUDING YOURSELF...roughly translated...THE PATH OF LOVE WILL LEAD YOU INTO LOVING ALL THAT SURROUNDS YOU...NO MATTER WHAT THE COST...AND THIS WILL FILL YOU WITH LIFE'S GREATEST TREASURES...HAPPINESS , HOWEVER...IS BEING PURSUED FOR ITS "OWN REWARD"...AND THOSE IN ITS WAY...IT WILL MERCILESSLY TAKE CARE OF .

HAPPINESS...IN ITS PUREST STATE...IS WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN DURING YOUR WAY BACK TO YOURSELF AND TO LOVE .

SPIRITUAL SIGN...

TALKING TO THIS YOUNG MAN...I ACTUALLY SEE MY WORDS FLY OVER HIS HEAD...AS HE GAZES AT ME WITH THIS FUCKING STUNNED LOOK IN HIS EYES...AT THIS POINT I REALIZE...I COULD BE JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF...THIS DUDE IS NOT GOING TO HEAR ME .

FLARM'S DICTIONARY

SMUCKLE...AN UNCLE THAT SUCKS OFF BARN ANIMALS .

THE SEX LIFE OF MOSES...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY ??? PEOPLE WHO THINK MOSES DIDN'T MASTURBATE...I MEAN...SURE...HE KILLED PEOPLE...BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY...YEA , RIGHT !!! AND THE WORST PART...THEY GET ANGRY AND DISMISSIVE IF YOU EVEN BRING UP SUCH A POINT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE POINT IS...SOMEONE'S HIDING SOME DEEP , DARK SHIT...THAT'S THE POINT . 

ME AND MY BALL ARE GOING HOME...AND I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING BALL .

THE BLACK PLAGUE

DO YOU KNOW HOW WE GOT RID OF THE BLACK PLAGUE ??? WE JUST DID...THAT'S HOW...IT JUST FUCKING STOPPED AND WENT AWAY...AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS...BUT IT SURE AS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING...AND IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH US IN CONTROL BEING A JOKE...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...WE HAVE NO CONTROL...ONLY THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL...AND WE SIMPLY GIVE WAY TO THIS...OR FIGHT IT...VERY MUCH THE SAME WAY WE FIGHT THE WIND .

did you ever wonder why you believe what you believe ???

is it not a wonderful coincidence that what we believe to be true...and the belief system that makes life most easy for us...just happen to be the same thing .

ONE THING FOR SURE...

ONE THING FOR SURE ABOUT LIFE...ALL THOSE ANTI-MASTURBATION PEOPLE...SURE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DOING IT .

PASSION...

THE LESS WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING...THE MORE PASSIONATE WE ARE DOING IT .

the church picnic...

once there was this christian leader who was not into the misuse of sex , money...or power...and this scared the living shit out of the congregation...( mainly in a subconscious sort of way)...so much that they beat him to death at the church picnic and buried him by the lake .

Flarmology: MY PUG...

Flarmology: MY PUG...: MY PUG JUST ATE MY GRANDFATHER...BUT ONLY IF YOU THINK IT'S INTERESTING .

THE UNIVERSE , LIFE...AND EVERYTHING...MAY 17 2014

WE MAKE THE DEMAND FOR OUR FEAR...OUR LIES...OUR MANIPULATION...TO HOLD OUR WORLDS IN PLACE...TO MAKE IT WORSE...WE DISGUISE THIS SICKNESS AS SOMETHING ELSE...AND AS THINGS GO BADLY...THE LIES GROW AS OUR FEAR OF FALLING DOWN BECOMES GREATER .

NOT NEED...NOT POWER...NOT DECEIT...BUT LOVE SHOULD SUSTAIN US...IN LOVE OUR POSITION IS FIRM...ALL IT TAKES IS...1- TRUST...2-HUMILITY...AND..3-the power of LOVE . 

GODZILLA...

YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HOLE WHEN YOU DRINK , GODZILLA .

PLANS NEVER WORK OUT THE WAY YOU THINK THEY SHOULD...POINT : CONFUSION HAS A BAD RAP .

MY PUG...

MY PUG JUST ATE MY GRANDFATHER...BUT ONLY IF YOU THINK IT'S INTERESTING .

MANKIND IS EITHER COMING TO AN END...OR IS JUST GETING STARTED

THE LOGIC IS SIMPLE...WE HAVE NEVER EVOLVED...even in the slightest...PAST OUR BASIC FEAR...IT IS WHAT DRIVES HUMANITY...AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??? EITHER WE CANNOT CONFRONT OUR BASIC FEAR...WHICH MEANS WE ARE FUCKED...any moment will do...OR MANKIND IS STILL IN SOME PRIMAL STATE...WHICH MEANS THAT HUMANITY PROBABLY HAS TO BE AROUND MILLIONS OR BILLIONS OF YEARS IN ORDER TO EVEN BEGIN TO DEAL WITH THE DARK TUB OF SHIT COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS FEAR .

POINT BEING : WE ARE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING .

what happens when beavers are lazy...

AFTER THE FLOOD

AFTER THE FLOOD...AFTER YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN DEVASTATED AND LEFT IN RUIN...THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN CARRY ON...AND BE , ESSENTIALLY...THE SAME HUMAN BEING AS BEFORE...THIS IS BULLSHIT...A HUMAN...A PLANET...A GARDEN...WHATEVER...THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WILL...JUST AIN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO LIFE...

POINT BEING...WITH LOVE...PRAYER AND OTHER SUCH COMMODITIES...YOU CAN BE A FAR BETTER PERSON...PIECES CAN BE SUPERNATURALLY DEVELOPED TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THOSE THAT ARE MISSING...BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME .

OH , YES...MOST FOLD LIKE A DECK OF CARDS .

BREAKING UP

BEFORE YOU GET UPSET BECAUSE SOMEONE BROKE UP WITH YOU...JUST REMEMBER...IN A YEARS TIME YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM ANYWAY .

JESUS 'S DONKEY

JESUS SAID TO HIS PET DONKEY..." LETS GO TO JERUSALEM "...THE DONKEY REPLIED..." why in the fuck would we go there ??? "....JESUS SAID..." BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE SO NICE "...THE DONKEY JUST LICKED HIS BAG AND REPLIED..." you're the boss " .

MOZART

contrary to public belief...mozart did not rip-off neil diamond .

the ice age...september 89

as long as we continue to focus upon sexual preference...the color of carpet for the church...you know...that sort of stuff...what is really important...LIKE A COLD HEART...will never be attended to .

PEOPLE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH A TWISTED POINT OF VIEW .

A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANEY by john irving

A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO WAS DESIGNED BY GOD FOR ONE SPECIFIC MOMENT IN HIS LIFE .

QUESTION : DOES THIS SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPEN ???

ANSWER : YUP...BUT SINCE NOBODY IS REALLY PAYING ATTENTION...IT MAKES IT VERY HARD TO SEE .

18 BILLION LEMMINGS RUNNING OVER THE CLIFF...DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WILL TAKE NOTICE OF THE FEW THAT BUGGERED OFF IN THE OTHER DIRECTION ???

HOW DO YOU GET TO THIS PLACE IN LIFE ???

THIS COUPLE BOUGHT THIS MONKEY TO GIVE THEM SEXUAL SATISFACTION...THE MAN , HOWEVER...QUICKLY GOT JEALOUS OF THE MONKEY AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT...SO THE WOMAN AND THE MONKEY RAN AWAY .

SOME THINGS CANNOT BE COMPROMIZED...

PURSUING MONEY ON TOP OF LOVE...IS LIKE PURSUING FIRE ON TOP OF WATER .

...SO HOW DO I GET TO THE COLD BEER STORE AGAIN ???

fish...

maybe there would be more fish in the ocean...if we pumped some really horny music under the waves .

MY TENNIS STUDENT...

I GET HOME...GET THIS E-MAIL...THANKING ME FOR THE CONVERSATION AND ADVICE...SAYS IT MEANT A LOT TO HIM...GOOD...ONE THING THAT BOTHERS ME , HOWEVER...I HAVE NOT TALKED TO OR SEEN THIS FELLOW SINCE THE LATE 80 ' S...OH , WELL...AS LONG AS I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING STUPID .

HOMEGROWN

IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF CAMP...1980...I SAT AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE WITH MY SOON TO BE LADY FOREVER...( AT LEAST FOR A WHILE )...AND WE DRANK LABRADOR TEA...IT SOOTHES...IT STIMULATES...IT BRINGS PEACE AND WELL BEING...DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE OUR GALAXY IS REFERRED TO AS THE MILKY WAY BECAUSE IT NURTURES OUR SOULS LIKE MOTHER'S  MILK ??? JUST LOOK IN THE SQUEEZED PEACH SKY...IT LICKS BALLS OF FIRE FOR YOUR ATTENTION .

I SMOKED LABRADOR TEA UNTIL THE COWS CAME HOME...OR SHOULD I SAY...FLEW HOME...FUCKING RED EYED TROGLODYTES...THOSE COSMIC HEY JUNKIES .

HOW TO DROWN...

IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF CAMP...1980...THAT NIGHT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE WENT SWIMMING...ME TOO...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT...WHILE SPLASHING ABOUT...SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SHALLOW AND THE DEEP END...I FELT THE TOUCH OF A BODY...NOT ONLY THAT....IT WAS A DEAD BODY...( a body without a soul has a very distinct feel )...I NEVER SAID ANYTHING...BUT SIX YEARS LATER MY BROTHER WOULD DROWN...IS THERE A RELATIONSHIP ??? YOU FIGURE IT OUT .  

WHAT I DESPISE ABOUT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE...ALL THE FUCKING CONDITIONS .

SAM THE SPERM...

SAM THE SPERM SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE TERRIFIED OF BEING SHOT ONTO THE CEILING...IN FACT...HE WAS SO TERRIFIED...HE COULD HARDLY GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A BOTTLE OF PEANUT BUTTER .

...AND THERE IS A LITTLE BIT OF SAM IN ALL OF US !!! even if you are a girl .

GREATERLOVE...

AND JESUS SAID : " GREATER LOVE HAS NO MAN THAN THIS...THAT HE LAYS DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS BROTHER "...and everyone had a good laugh and then slithered away .

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...MY CONCLUSION REGARDING  ORGANIZED RELIGION...IS  THAT IT IS A BOYCOTT OF HUMAN NATURE .

the river part 2...sept. 1989

what we possess...is what we have given away...it stays with us...just in a different form...as for what we hold on to...we never had it...it was all just an illusion .

ROCK IN OUTER-SPACE

I DREAMED I WAS A ROCK IN OUTER-SPACE...AND I SPENT ETERNITY SEARCHING FOR A PLANET TO LAND UPON .

AN ODE TO A SECURITY GUARD AS PISS RUNS ONTO HIS SHOES

THERE HE WAS...BRAGGING ABOUT THE SECURITY OF THE SHOPPING MALL WHICH HE WAS SO FOND OF...AND THERE WAS I...just a kid...A FEW FEET AWAY...ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN ISLAND FULL OF FLOWERS AND REPTILES AND SHIT...LAUGHING AND PISSING AWAY...WATCHING IT RUN ONTO HIS FEET...THERE IS NO SECURITY...ONLY THE ILLUSION OF SECURITY .

I MAY NOT BE GARFIELD...BUT YOUR NO FUCKING GEORGE CLOONEY , EITHER

FIRST HAND LEARNING...

LIFE IS ONLY REALLY EXPERIENCED...WHEN FULLY EXPERIENCED...WHEN YOU FUCK UP...LET IT NOT LEAD TO FEAR AND EXCUSE...BUT LET IT BE A PORTHOLE TO AWARENESS AND KNOWLEDGE AND OPPORTUNITY...LOVE , AMONG OTHER THINGS...IS BEING AND EXPERIENCING THE MOMENT...FULLY AND COMPLETELY .

DESERT OF VANQUISHED MORONS...

THE WAR WITHIN YOU...WILL EVENTUALLY RAGE AROUND YOU...AND UPON THOSE BREASTS YOU SO HAPPILY LOVE TO FONDLE...WILL FLY A FLAG OF SKULL AND CROSSBONES AS PARROTS SPIT ACID UPON THOSE DOWN BELOW .

ON THE OTHER SIDE...A PEACEFUL , GENTLE HEART ALSO RIPPLES THROUGHOUT  SPACE AND TIME...GAINING SPEED AND DENSITY AS IT JOURNEYS  ACROSS EVERYTHING...GIVING SIGHT IN LIVING COLOR TO THE BLIND AND REST TO THE POOR FUCKERS WHO JUST SPENT A TRILLION YEARS IN THE DESERT OF VANQUISHED MORONS . 

YOU GO IN FRONT AND GIVE THEM SOME SPEECH ABOUT "GOD'S WILL"...I'LL GO IN BACK AND STEAL SOME DONUTS

COLD

OVER THE YEARS I HAVE GROWN CAUTIOUS...SUSPICIOUS...LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER TO SEE WHO THE FUCK IS BEHIND ME AND WHAT KIND OF WEAPON ARE THEY CARRYING...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT...SOME PEOPLE WOULD PERCEIVE THIS AS " COLD "...IS IT ??? NOPE...BUT BY STICKING SUCH A NEGATIVE LABEL UPON MY BOTTOM...I AM NO LONGER ATTEMPTING TO LOOK OUT FOR MY OWN INTERESTS...INSTEAD...I AM BEING AN IGNORANT LITTLE FUCK-UP...AND THIS EMPOWERS MY ACCUSERS .

PEOPLE HAVE A REASON FOR EVERYTHING THEY SAY AND DO...AND TRUTH HARDLY EVER FIGURES INTO THE EQUATION  .

CRASHING MICHEAL MOORE'S PARTY

SO I SAYS TO ME FRIEND , I SAYS..."THAT FUCKING MICHEAL MOORE GUY IS SOME FUCKING GENEROUS"...LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT THE METHOD OF LIBERATING THE CELEBRITY'S BEER THAT WE WERE SUBSCRIBING TO...IS MORE COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS THIEVERY...HA HA HA HA HA .

I HEAR MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES ARE DELICIOUS

NEIL YOUNG OBSERVATIONS...

...SO NEIL YOUNG APPARENTLY BELIEVES THAT THE FOCUS OF ORGANIZED RELIGION SHOULD BE FEEDING THE POOR...o.k...let me get this strait...NEIL YOUNG FIGURED OUT...IN A COUPLE OF FEW YEARS...WHAT CHURCH HASN'T FIGURED OUT IN 2000 YEARS AND COUNTING .

THAT BEING SAID...IT IS A LOT EASIER TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FLYING-FUCK ABOUT THE PROBLEM AT HAND . 

GOD MAY LOVE YOU...BUT IF YOU THINK THE MARTIANS CAN SODOMIZE YOU...TRY SOME GOOD OLD FASHION RELIGION .

BLOOD DONATION

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT AT BLOOD BANKS THEY KEEP CONVENIENT HOURS FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYONE...BUT THE PLACES WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR BLOOD TESTED TO MAKE SURE SOME ALIEN PARASITE ISN'T CRAWLING UP YOUR ASS...THEY OPEN AND CLOSE WHEN EVER IN THE FUCK THEY SO PLEASE.

I AM NOT COMPLAINING...BUT I DO HAVE ONE SMALL ISSUE...WHEN I WAS A CHILD ...WHY DID ALL THOSE FUCKING ADULTS TELL ME THAT I WAS SPECIAL...IF THEY KNEW VERY FUCKING WELL THAT THEY WOULD DEDICATE THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TO CONVINCING ME THAT I WAS NOT ???

...I'M JUST SAYING...

GOING TO SHIT

IF THERE IS A 10 DAY PERIOD FOR...WHATEVER...AND SOMETHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG...IT USUALLY HAPPENS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DAY THREE TO FIVE...IF THERE IS A THREE MONTH TIME PERIOD...THEN...SOMETIME AFTER MONTH ONE EVERYTHING LOSES ITS SHIT...AND AS FOR A LIFE TIME...SOMEWHERE BETWEEN YEAR 12 AND 27 YEARS...MORE OR LESS .

AND THIS , MY DEAR FRIENDS...THOUGH I HAVE NOT FIGURED IT OUT...IS NOT A COINCIDENCE .

THE MORE YOU LOVE...

THE MORE YOU LOVE SOMEONE...THE MORE VIOLENT THE REACTION IF THEY EVER DECIDE TO TURN .

god led me to it...april 26 2014

the building block of true community is love and all the facets there of-peace , patience , kindness , etc ...THESE ARE , IN FACT...ETERNAL QUALITIES AND HAVE TO BE PULLED IN FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE INTO OUR REALM...this is in direct opposition to building our own kingdom...where we use our own devices and initiatives...they fade like a september flower...but it sure was fun for a while .

only things made out of the eternal...will last eternal .

GOD'S LOVE

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD'S JUDGEMENT...GO TO CHURCH...IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HIS LOVE...GET A DOG ! ! ! 

blind faith

all we know is that this universe works the way it does...and because we got nothing to compare it to...we really don't know if it should be functioning under these circumstances or not...for all we know...a billion miracles might have to happen every second in order for this shit to go down...WHO IN THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON...maybe there is an insect somewhere in utah...and when it finally gets run over by a car...it all comes crashing down...REALLY...FAITH MIGHT BE BLIND...BUT NO MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE .

PUBLIC WASHROOMS PART 1

PEOPLE WHO WASH THEIR HANDS IN PUBLIC WASHROOMS MUST REALLY PUT THEIR DICKS IN HORRIBLE PLACES...I MEAN...IF YOU THINK YOUR PENIS IS DIRTIER THAN ONE OF THEIR FUCKING SINKS...YOU , MY DEAR CHILD...HAVE BEEN IN SOME REALLY FUCKED UP WEINER SITUATIONS .

A FEW ADDS FOR PLANET EARTH :

1-EARTH...DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ???
2-EARTH...WE FUCK ANYTHING
3-EARTH...THE NON-TUNA OF THE GALAXY
4-EARTH...BECAUSE SATURN IS TOO FUCKING SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS
5-EARTH...YOU WILL LIKE OUR BEACHES
6-EARTH...A GREAT PLACE FOR A STEAMING PILE OF BULL SHIT  

DOWN HERE

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT WE ARE " BEAMED DOWN HERE"...SIMPLY TO WORK ONE THING OUT OR ANOTHER ??? AND IS IT NOT JUST AS OBVIOUS THAT JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING WE SEE...HAS BEEN STRATEGICALLY PLACED THERE TO FUCK AROUND WITH OUR MINDS ???  TO CONFUSE THE LIVING SHIT RIGHT OUT OF US ???

IF IT DOES NOT GO BACK TO LOVE...IF LOVE IS NOT THE ORIGIN...THEN IN THE WORDS OF A GREAT PHILOSOPHER..." FUCK 'EM , EH , MOTHER ??? " 

the coffee shop will not win any best design awards...public washroom part 2

this coffee shop has a bathroom...the urinal is only three inches from the sink...maybe it's just me...but having someone i don't even know piss on my hands to clean them...does not sound like a reasonable idea .

little red riding-hood revisited

some people don't give a flying fuck about little red riding-hood...my brother would say that the sum total of her worth depended upon...and i quote him from the grave..." how well could she screw "...a japini jumping beetle fruit-pie warrior would perceive her in regards how much she could contribute to the social order...my own personal view is..." lord , help me to change what i can...let go of what i can't...and give my the wisdom to know the difference". 

CLEAR BLUE SKYS

THE LESS YOU WANT...THE MORE OBVIOUS EVERYTHING BECOMES .

DAYDREAM BELIEVER...THE MONKEYS

BACK IN '67...THE RECORD COMPANY MADE THE MONKEYS CHANGE THE LYRICS FROM " FUNKY "...TO " HAPPY "...JUST TO MAKE THE SONG MORE STERILE AND , HOPEFULLY...MORE ASSESSABLE...POINT BEING...AVOIDANCE OF REALITY IS NOT NECESSARILY A NEW PHENOMENA...PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING OTHER PEOPLE BEHAVE A PARTICULAR WAY TO MAKE THEM COMFORTABLE...EVER SINCE JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED .   

IF YOU LOOK VERY CAREFULLY...YOU CAN SEE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER .

WHEN THE WALLS COME DOWN...SEPTEMBER 1989

LYING WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD YOU INTO YOUR DEMISE...TELLING THE TRUTH WILL GET YOU CRUCIFIED...MEDIOCRE IS THE ONLY DIRECTION THAT SEEMS TO WORK...YET...IT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT GOD DESPISES .

HUMMMM...BE REAL ANYWAY...A DAY WITH LOVE...BEATS A LIFE WITH CRAP !!! 

the old hysterical lady part 1

the old hysterical lady used to steal cats...little did she know...the 16 year old boy who she rented a room to...would shoot them as fast as she would bribe them into her yard with very , very tender filet of soul...THING IS...every time she would venture into his room to ask him about it...the pictures of naked ladies all over his walls would temporary distract her...THUS...THE SUBJECT OF THE MISSING CATS WAS NEVER THOROUGHLY DEALT WITH...at least...not until 1983 .

THE WAR WITHIN PART 2

THE PEACEFUL SOUL...WILL DESIRE PEACE IN ONES ENVIRONMENT...THE SOUL FILLED WITH HOSTILITY AND ANGER...WILL FIND COMFORT WITH THESE THINGS...THERE WILL BE THE EXCUSES...AND THE USUAL BULL SHIT...BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE...MOST OF US...MOST OF THE TIME...WILL NOT LOOK UPON THE CRAP THAT DWELLS WITHIN AS AN HURTLE TO BE OVERCOME WITH LOVE...BUT...INSTEAD...VINDICATE IT BY FORMING A WORLD AROUND IT...WITH THE SAME TEXTURE AND SPIRIT .

THE WAR WITHIN...

TO BRING AN END TO THE WAR THAT SURROUNDS YOU...WOULD ONLY MEAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO RE-IGNITE THE WAR WITHIN YOUR SOUL...AND WHO IN THE FUCK WANTS TO DO THAT ???

PEOPLE

PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU ONE SECOND AND LOVE YOU THE NEXT , FOR SURE...BUT THE WEIRD BIT IS...THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE VERY SAME THING THEY HATED YOU FOR .

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW...IS LOVE ! ! !

chaos...

WHAT WE CONSIDER TO BE CHAOS...IS WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND...FOR ALL WE KNOW...AND FOR ALL WE CARE...IT COULD BE THE GREATEST MANIFESTATION OF PERFECT ORDER  THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN...IF WE CANNOT WRAP OUR NARROW LITTLE BRAINS AROUND IT...THEN...THERE IT IS...COMPLETE AND UTTER CHAOS .

I LOVE ME DOG

NOBODY LIKES PAYING BILLS...NOBODY LIKES WHIMPERING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...NOBODY LIKES SHIT ON THE FLOOR....BUT WE ALL LOVE DOGS...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ??? WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS ASPECT TO THE HUMAN BEING...AND HOW DOES IT FUNCTION IN OUR DAY TO DAY LIFE ???

SIMPLE : THE DIVINE SPARK...LIKE ANY OTHER SPARK...IT HAS TO BE CULTIVATED....OR IT WILL DIE .

HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT...i learned this in church...it really works !!!

WHAT YOU DO IS SYSTEMATICALLY ARGUE WITH SOME POOR , UNFORTUNATE DUMB FUCKER RIGHT UNTIL THE POINT WHERE YOU START LOSING...AT THIS JUNCTURE...YOU SIMPLY BEGIN TO ATTACK THEIR CHARACTER...THE SEXUAL ASPECT WILL DO...IN ORDER FOR THE AUDIENCE TO MAINTAIN THEIR FRAGILE SEXUAL IDENTITY...THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE YOUR SIDE AND CRUCIFY MR. SHITHEAD...THE MOMENTUM  BUILDS...AND VERY QUICKLY DUMB-ASS IS EATING THREE YEAR OLD GUM OFF THE SIDEWALK...AMEN .

REMEMBER...JUST ABOUT NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE TRUTH...IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING ON THE WINNING SIDE...NEVER FORGET THIS !!!

"courage"...an act of the heart not of the nuts

my brother challenged four member of "hells  angels" to a fight over what was the best make of guitar...THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING COURAGEOUS  AND BEING A  FUCKING MORON...they were amused and left him alone...or so the story goes .

MARY AND JESUS

AND MARY SAID TO JESUS..."THEY'RE GONNA KILL YA SON...PARTIALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD'S CHOSEN...AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE NICE CAR YOU DRIVE...JEALOUS FUCKERS !!! " .