Friday, April 11, 2014

things FLARMOLOGY does not abide by :

1-people who believe godzilla actually lost the fight to that banana sucking tit...king kong .
2-people who demanded their money back from the FLARMOLOGY musical...CATS...just because the entire cast consisted of real cats...(what in the fuck did you expect ???)
3-those who choose THE ROLLING STONES over THE BEATLES : only if THE  BEATLES were , well...just beetles...you know...from the garden...that might work .
4-people who give canned tuna as a wedding present...the pink stuff maybe...but that's it...and definitely non of that tuna substitute...tuna substitute is like shit substituting for chocolate ice cream .
5-people who proceed to tell me what i believe after they find out i am an ordained minister...i will tell you exactly what i believe...get me another beer and turn the channel...that's what i believe .

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