sasquatch magic...

so after my failed sasquatch hunt...i stood in front of the t.v. to illustrate to all my new found buddies how the sasquatch had alluded me all through the rugged outback mountains of northern france...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT...LITTLE DID I KNOW...THERE WAS A SASQUATCH ON THE  T .V. SCREEN ACTING THE EXACT SAME WAY DIRECTLY OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER...i wasn't quite sure what was going on at first...i thought i was just being "the village idiot"...( a role i am comfortable and fond of)...and they were just being my peanut gallery...( minus the nuts)...BUT...NOPE...THAT WASN'T THE GIG AT ALL...IT WAS SIMPLY SASQUATCH MAGIC , MY FRIENDS...EVEN IF THERE WAS NO REAL SASQUATCH TO BE FOUND .