human relationship and the common dick

a relationship is like a penis...no matter how much you expect of it...no matter how gently you stroke it...no matter how much you abuse it...it can only go so far and do so much...i would tell you to treat your dick best when it is down...because that is where it is most of the time...but that may lead to partial humiliating and god only knows what happens next...WHAT IS MY POINT ??? I HAVE NO FUCKING POINT...BESIDES THE OBVIOUS...YOUR COCK WILL EVENTUALLY BETRAY YOU....AND NOT FOR ANY GOOD REASON AT ALL...SO...IN LIGHT OF THIS INFORMATION...CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY...GOOD ONES ARE HARD TO FIND .