testimony time in church

it was sunday morning at the local pentecostal church...testimony time , it was...so this guy stands up and he says..." did you know it is a known fact that there is a 30 % better chance that compulsive masturbators don't get cancer in their privates ??? "...well , he sure as fuck won't get cancer in his privates...it's hard to get cancer in your privates when you are dead .