the picture...

most people are aware that there is something going on down here they are unaware of...but if you propose that it is anything even remotely outside there paradigm...they will think you to be foolish...or hallucinating...or something .

EXAMPLE : i clearly remember watching this particular movie - sinbad - in 1969 or 1970...then going for a drive on my bike...problem is...the movie was never released for another couple of years...by which time I had moved quite far away .   

HERE IS THE SHIT : even if i am wrong about this instance...which i am not...you understand my points : 1 - there is more going on here than "what meets the eye"...and 2 - if it makes us uncomfortable...then that cannot be what the weirdness must be .   

so there I am...gazing upon this picture upon my wall...i say aloud..."i hate that fucking picture"...it immediately falls down and breaks .

QUESTION : could you actually feel your mind working to rationalize my previous statement ???

oh , yes...i wish i were hung as well as my pictures .

compassion immeasurable

if you read the "sermon of the mount" carefully...you will notice how jesus never referred to his people as a "bunch of dumb mother fuckers"...nor "snot-bags"...or even "rattlesnake humpers"...which could only mean one thing...he was still very tired from the night before .

seriously...try restoring some dumb fuckers sight , when you know the first thing he is going to do with his newly restored vision...is to use it to aim his gun at you . 

the loving way...

there is no question that karen carpenter lied to the general public concerning her anorexia...the only real question here is did she deliberately want to fool people...or was she actually afraid of public response . 

i will tell you this , my little crab donkeys...(and that is a compliment , not an insult)...i had my own emotional issues back in 1999...( yea...as if i don't now)...and with all due respect to the human race...if karen didn't have a profound fear of people...she sure as fuck should have .

a very interesting man once said..."the only thing i do not like about unconditional love...are all the fucking conditions we place upon it"...indeed...our "brotherhood" severely lacks just one thing..."brotherhood" . 

love and kisses

stu

naked person...

name your penis...or vagina...partner...

the best way to make sure that your sexual partner is always first...is to name your penis...(or vagina)...partner...that way you can look the world straight in the eye and say..." yes , world...i always make sure my partner has a wonderful sexual experience" .    

anything you can imagine...

anything you can imagine...is probably found somewhere...in some universe...but can you find it riding a horse ???

the bear...

many years ago...in kegi park ,  nova scotia...i spent a little bit of quality time...just me and a bear... in the middle of a field...we hung out...nothing special...but he seemed a bit different than other bears for some particular reason or another...ANYWAY...when i got my picture of him developed...his likeness had not been photographed...he was simply not there...there were the trees...the leaves...the grass...but no bear...and life went onward . 

our problem

our problem is that we are attempting to pile our new knowledge upon existing knowledge...all well and good ...unless , of course...our existing knowledge is all...(or even partly)...wrong...AND IF IT IS...THE ENTIRE LEARNING PROCESS IS BLOWN TO RAT SHIT .

POINT : THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEARNING AND LOVING...they are one in the same .     

guns , war and death...

for the entire length of the war , sammy wanted a german lugar...two hours after he finally got one...he shot himself putting it in the holster and was dead in two hours .

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR .

dynamite up ass...

blow job...

we have brought our planet to its knees..."why have we done this ??? " , you ask...good question...i assume we have mistaken being blown up...for a blow job...that is all i can think of . 

INTERGITY

DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO IMPRESS PEOPLE...IT WILL NOT...DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO KEEP THE VIPERS AWAY...IT WILL JUST MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE...SUSPICIOUS AND POTENTIALLY MEAN...AND DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO FIT IN TO THIS PLANET WE REFER TO AS EARTH...ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU AN OUTSIDER...

...ACT WITH INTEGRITY BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY PATH THAT MATTERS...EVEN IF IT GET YOU YOUR BRAINS BLOWN OUT ALL OVER THE SHOPPING MALL FLOOR...

...THE END

P . S .

LLAMAS ON SALE IN ISLE SEVEN  

coffee and the naked soul

yesterday...i was working on a sermon in a coffee house...with these two young ladies sitting across the table from where i was...suddenly , one of them says..." i know exactly what i am doing"...i take very little notice but within five seconds i turn over one of the 30 pieces of paper i have in front of me...and it reads...and i quote..."nobody knows what they are doing "...hummmm ...i think to myself...then take another sip of my exquisite dark roast and continue on .

it is not until you love someone more than yourself...

it is not until you love someone more than yourself...can you actually consider yourself to truly be alive..."greater love" - JOY-  "has no man than this...that he lays down his life for his brother" .

murdering squirrels...

once truth is discovered...it will bleed like a squirrel hit with a shotgun...then there is a choice to be made...lie...and pretend that nothing ever happened...or continue onward...cutting your way into a world that is more than a little hostile toward such shit...either way will be interesting . 

the meek ???

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH...and that is because the meek are a hard hearted , mother fucking bunch of vicious ass holes that will tear you a new ass hole in the back of your face if you don't watch out .

what dogs don't care about...

did you ever wonder why squirrels won't gravitate toward chipmunks...but beagles will gravitate toward st. bernards ??? there is no fucking difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel...but they sure as hell think there is...and how about dogs not giving a flying fuck weather or not they look completely different ??? a pug is more than happy to play with a great dame's back paw if he isn't busy slopping back some dog ass...POINT...NO MATTER WHERE YOU LOOK...it seems completely obvious that there is more going on than we are aware of ...and , one more thing...squirrels make rotten pets .   

what is community ???

community is growing together...hurts...pain...everything exposed for what it really is...mature community is the absence of illusions...truth rearing its ugly head and nobody running away...no matter how much it stings... and what is not accepted , you may ask ??? simple...the fucker who tries to rip it all apart...this has to be dealt with...no matter how difficult it may be !!!

the last days of earth...

we are living in an age were there are two armed guards each complete with a matching bull terrier on the front door...and a security guard that has been dead for a week but complaining about the stink is too politically incorrect at the back door...and , in the final analysis...everyone is perplexed that it has all gone to shit .  

geese and kidneys...

one goose say to the other..."what do you mean you want one of my kidneys ??? what do you think this is...'kidneys are us' ???"

orange tits...

i was driving this lady to church one sunday...and , suddenly...she felt inclined to chomp down on  a big , juicy , delicious orange...not knowing that i had one in my front dash board...(coincidentally ???)...i got her to pray to god for that fucking orange..."loose the spirit of orange...and claim thy inheritance , that mother fucking orange!!! "...so she did...and i gave it to her...and she threw it out the window and hit a cat and killed it+.

...and god gave us this beautiful world...and we treat it like a toilet...and so it goes...on and on .

 +...the cat thing...not true .

shit mountain...

fucked in the street...

if your car stalls in south africa...there is just about a 100 % chance that you will be "car-jacked"...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT PART...if you have a baby in the car while this event is going down...you are strictly told to hand the child to the guy with the gun ...mainly because (a)...nobody wants to harm a baby...and (b)...now the fucker is incapacitated...and is virtually useless in his pursuit of volatile behavior .

POINT : your feelings will lead you astray more often than not...LEARN TO SEE BEYOND YOURSELF...AND DO WHAT THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION BEGS YOU TO DO .  

fucking up

" if it is that important that someone agrees with you...you are probably fucking up " .

my u.f.o. encounter

i was eleven years old...on top of a garage roof with my best buddy...a light moved slowly across the night sky...as a jet approached it...it turned suddenly 90 degrees up...then 90 degrees again...this time to the right...then one more time straight up into outer space...all in the span of two or three seconds . 

the window...

there comes a point in a relationship...where god says to the human heart..."fuck it...it is over"...two issues here...one...only a few people are spiritually aware enough to realize that this is happening...yet...on the other hand...two...virtually everyone thinks they  do...and how is this delima resolved...just look out your window...or...roughly translated...NOT VERY WELL .

...yet there always is a plan .

people

the best thing in life...people
the worst thing in life...people
the only thing that matters...people

everything and monkey shit

for you god believing people...you probably believe that god created everything...BUT what if that is literally true ??? and by that i mean...everything you can fucking imagine is actually somewhere...some place...no matter how weird...or unbelievable...NOW , I AM NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS CORRECT...IT IS JUST SOMETHING PRETTY FUCKING INTERESTING TO THINK ABOUT ...you know , like how many monkeys does it take to fill a shitter with monkey shit...that kind of thing . 

judgement , mother fucker !!!

judgement is just about the most wonderful gift satan has given us...it places us in control of each other...it gives us a sense of understanding a situation that is virtually incomprehensible to the entire human species ...and if we judge long and hard enough...nobody can see us behind the podium molesting the clergyman while he gleefully winks his eye at the congregation as he preaches a sermon on not judging others .

advanced judgement - or as the academics refer to it as...judgement 207-  is making sure we are giving another human being shit for the very same thing we are doing ourselves...more often than not...this boils down to some sort of sexual fuck fest...and doesn't the audience love it .  

LOVE

if love is the most powerful force in the universe...how come it is not seen as such ???

 good fucking question , my friend... HERE IS MY ANSWER :

 quite possibly the most technologically advance creatures in the universe are the cenepathian creatons , from the planet , zorkon...THING IS...our exposure to these critters is so minimal - non - that we have no idea that this is the case...THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUBSCRIBED TO THE IDIOM WE REFER TO AS LOVE...ARE TRAVELING UPON THE CREST OF THE MOST MIGHTY WAVE IN THE UNIVERSE...AS WELL AS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS...thing is...their number is so small...they , more or less...go unnoticed .   

and , oh , yes...to the best of my knowledge...cenepathian creatons...do not exist .

adultery

mental illness

how come mental illness never goes to a good place ??? you know , like some guy gets his head chewed open by a grizzly bear...and...next thing you know...he starts taking his kids to the park on sunday...or , quite possibly...taking his wife to the movies...not going anywhere with this...just a thought...have a nice day .

ordinary people...noverber 16 2013

it is very soon in life that we discover how difficult it is to live in true intimacy and vulnerability...yet once we do...true relationship is replaced with :  SEX  ,  MONEY AND POWER .

HOWEVER...it is not good enough that the world...in terms of relationships...closes in on you...the entire fucking place has to pretend that this is not what is happening...that you are free to live...to grow...to be who you are created to be...BULLSHIT !!!

BE PREPARED : 1- be afraid...not the kind of fear that compels you to run away...but to respect the situation...2-be aware...you are "sheep among wolves"...3-work on your shit...the more you are resolved...the less likely you are to be pulled into a neurotic relationship...4-be prayerful and humble...and 5-walk in love...let it guide you to...where ever . 

"cup of tea"...

...so i am watching this movie...suddenly...i am in the mood for a cup of tea...i say..."i'ma going to get meself a spot of tea"...immediately...the fellow on screen says...and i quote..."anyone for a cup of tea???"...hummmmm...thing is...this is just about a daily occurrence...question is...what does it mean??? the answer...follow a certain path...things seem to line up in the right place at the right time .

...time for a spot of tea !!!

valley of people with great ideas...

mayors , husbands and whores

this fucking mayor we have in our beloved country...he smokes crack...he pushes people around...he is a general shit disturber...and we sure as fuck don't want to get into his sexual profile .

anyway...the bottom line is that this fellow thinks that he is being persecuted for righteousness sake...NOW I ASK YOU THIS...how many people out there do you think have very little to no perception of reality ??? fuck...if you take the bible literally...which i do not...even god can't see what is in front of his eyes...story of david , for example...he had his best fried murdered so he could screw his wife....and god says..."he is a man after my heart" .

maybe that's it...maybe this fellow reads too much of the old testament...but my point really has very little to do with this guy and all the shit that goes down with him...MY POINT IS THIS...NEXT TIME YOUR HUSBAND GETS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A WHORE ON TOP OF A SKIING RESORT...REMEMBER...IT COULD BE A WHOLE LOT WORSE .  

under cover...masturbation

...so he finds his way back home...locks his door...pulls down the blinds and proceeds to be intimate with himself...YET THERE IS ONE THING...JUST ONE THING...THAT HE WILL NEVER TELL A SOUL...EVEN IF HE LIVES TO BE 1 ,000...that being...THERE IS NOT A WOMAN IN THIS WORLD THAT CAN BRING HIM TO ORGASM AS PROFOUNDLY AND INTENSELY AS HE CAN BRING HIMSELF .

oh , yes...he did tell his mother...but only after she died . 

" fight the good fight "

next time you fight for someone...make sure you have nothing to gain by your positioning...you know...just for the fun of it . 

here is the thing...the good fight is not the fight you win...the good fight is when you bleed for the truth...no matter how much you fucking bleed...no matter how much you fucking lose . 

pastor bucks

hey , #$@% ...i recently looked up "pastor bucks" on the internet...you will be pleased to know that he hasn't changed a thing...he still rants on about getting together as "one body"...and prays to the good lord that nobody will realize that , quite frankly , there is more money in it for him that way .

the thing about getting people together that people refuse to understand is that if you accomplish this goal...(and it ain't difficult to do )...without the POWER OF LOVE BEING TAUGHT AND BEING BROUGHT TO THE PLACE WHERE IT IS PENETRATING THE HEARTS AND SOULS OF ALL AROUND...all you will have is a bunch of morons that are capable of doing just about anything...or worse .

anyway...the tit is still at it...just thought you would like to know .

alcohol abuse ???

the problem with a lot of addictions...is that they serve a purpose...then stay around long after their purpose is over...sort of like in-laws at christmas dinner...that is to say..." you had your fucking turkey...now piss off " ...almost everything we have in life...there is a time to outgrow it...and being aware of this is the first step...BUT REMEMBER...when it comes to substances...the little fuckers want to hold on as long as they possibly can...and just like in-laws...they don't give a flying fuck how much damage they do . 

the cellar...october 26 2013

had a dream about all these people in a cellar...as one would attempt to leave...the others would grab them and pull them back in .

life is a process of fucking up...but that is neither here nor there...IT IS HOW WE PROCESS OUR FUCK-UPS  THAT MATTERS ..and they are usually processed with...deceit , avoidance...and a gereric life style that covers up our true identity .

"the gates of hell are locked from the inside"...it is the uncover-up that matters...a life of humility and compassion and forgiveness...a life of finding relationships that will love you into transparency and organic life style...FREEDOM IS FOUND IN LOVE . 

booze and religion

it is my belief that...a few years ago...while  "christianity" fucking near demolished my life...alcohol , more or less...saved it...( you know , self medication type thing )...now , if you are a christian...you probably have no choice but to believe that i am sadly mistaken...but if you love god...a seeker of  "the way"...a.k.a... j.c...it sure as fuck can give you something to think about .

love and kisses

cardinal stu strang 

time is a jealous whore...

this may seem odd to some of you...but...the longer it takes you to figure something out...the longer you are stuck in a proverbial shit hole trying to figure out that particular thing...that is to say...the length of time you are there...is exactly the length of time you could have been doing something completely different somewhere else...weird , eh ???     

sample and hold...nov. 9 2013

it is not that we love "our shit"...it is that we believe it to be "rose pedals"...and when someone comes around to confront us on the matter...we quickly dispose of them .

IT IS LIKE THIS...we have a life...we , over time...manipulate our surroundings so it can justify the life we have chosen...we develop skills to disguise this...enters fear , somewhere...and that is when we become violent in regards to making it all work .

THE BASIC IDEA HERE IS THAT WE THINK THAT WE ARE GOD...AND SET OUT TO CONTROL TO PROVE THE POINT...HOWEVER...WE ARE NOT GOD...and instead of controlling things like we do...life should be a process of learning to let go .

love will lead us to our destination .

flarm's dictionary...cock sucker

cock sucker...one who eats chickens very quickly...usually on the side of the road with a white wine .

billy's virginity

as billy was losing his virginity...he looked outside the hotel window and saw a flying saucer...it was a really fucked up thing...doing tricks in the sky and all that kinda shit...anyway...he was so fascinated by the goings-on...that he stopped making love...picked up his cell phone by the bed...and headed outside to get a better view.

his lover...who just happened to be his mother...(long story)...was not impressed . 

sexual exploration

sexual exploration...when is it bad ??? when is it good ??? good question...here is how you find the answer...pole all seven billion people on this planet...subtract the one billion most prudish...and the one billion most permissions...take the remaining five billion...somehow turn them into rocket fuel...stick them into your rocket ship...escape with a spouse and an unborn fetus...take them to another planet...grow the kid up...never expose him to the bullshit of his former planet...( earth)...wait until he gets eaten by an alien...THEN LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT...BEHOLD...TRUTH !!!   

flarmology dictionary...sex education

a course designed to thoroughly confuse children ages 11 to 15 . 

dildo power

taking shit , etc.

the fact of the matter is...everyone of us can only take so much shit...then we are done...POINT...how can we judge people for falling off the proverbial cliff...when it is only luck...or god's mercy...(depending upon your belief system)...that prevents us from doing the same .

we cannot control our destiny as a sperm and an egg...and once greed  and fear enter the picture...we only get fucking worse...POINT...AT THE VERY LEAST... WE MUST GROW SOME HUMILITY !!!

...fucking your wife...

before you complain about being tired...remember...if some stud weren't tired right now...he would probably be fucking your wife...just something to think about .

the last orgasm

do you know that , statistically , on the death bead , fundamentalist spend more time screaming , clawing and attempting to bargain with god than any other people group ???

you know , come the end of the world...if i weren't so busy trying to get in my last orgasm...that would be a lot of fun to watch !!!

spanish fly

it is the belief of most that spanish fly is an aphrodisiac...truth is . however...it causes an allergic reaction , inflaming parts and bits of your body...making it seem like you are having sexual stimulation...but actually , endangering your entire fucking life .

indeed...and this is the way we live our entire existance...chasing things that claim to lead you in one direction...but actually lead you into another...and usually with pretty screwie consequences .

do you want joy ??? well...easy !!! find someone and love them far more than yourself...all the riches of the world are gathered in this type of interaction...and GOD is found in its essence...but it gotta be real !!!  

an ode to justin bieber

tell me if i am missing something ???

you create a world consumed with sex
it is advertised everywhere
it is our main export to the fucking universe
aliens , in all likelihood
come down here just to
stroke themselves to our internet junk
billions and billions of dollars
making it , consuming it
becoming more and more  addicted to it
then you give a young boy
a key to all the jazz he so desires
then you fucking judge him for it
when he don't walk away

i mean this in the nicest way possible
fuck off !!! 

before you contact aliens...WHORE-DONKEYS

before you contact aliens and tell them what a wonderful planet this is..."hey why don't you come down for a visit"...and shit like that...REMEMBER...we are living on a planet that tests nuclear weapons in its ass end then complain about the environment...we are living on a planet where churches demand that poor people produce 23 , 321 children...then despise the parents for not having money to put in the offering plate...AND FINALLY...we are living on a planet where 30 % of all jimi hendrex studio material is out of print...AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK...so invite the little green whore-donkeys...but if they just smile politely...get back in their ships...fly out to the stratosphere then proceed to blow the flying  fuck right out of us...you got nobody to blame but yourself !!!  

cock sucker blues

earth...

it is one thing to be consciously aware that almost everything on this planet of great value has been thrown out in the trash...(mainly the most beautiful people i have ever met)...it is quite another to think of what this may imply concerning the human species .

here is the shit...

in my estimation...seven of the top 15 heavyweight boxers of all time were actively fighting in the 70's...now , here is the shit...not a fucking person in the universe saw that coming...but once it did...everyone had an explanation...like they knew it all along .

question...why is it so difficult for the human species to just say..."i haven't got a fucking clue "...another question...do you know how many doors of untapped knowledge this kind of humility would lead to ???

...i'm just saying !!! 

the mighty geese...

getting everything you ever wanted...

when you come to the place in life where you , essentially , want nothing...that means...by definition...you have everything you ever wanted...and that , my friend...makes you blessed beyond all all reasonable expectation .

i could be wrong...

i could be wrong...but from my limited perspective...paul mccartney was a far more holy man than moses .

sheep and goats...

in terms of "christianity"...one of the few emphasis that mainline denominations...(or as we like to refer to them as..."thing-a-ma-jigs")...has had in the last 30 years...is something that is referred to as..."church unity"...in other words...unite everyone under one flag...much the same way hitler did...and see what comes out of it .

here is the shit , however : not only did jesus discourage evangelism..."if you won't give up all...then piss off "...(roughly translated)...but , in terms of "church unity"...he was into separating "sheep and goats"...not bringing them together . 

...and here is the other shit : one person who cannot be trusted can fuck up an entire community...relationship is built upon trust...transparency...and tenderness...roughly translated...one mother-fucking wolf...and it is all over .

church unity , my ass...there is only two reasons for such militant behavior...to make money...or you have given up on the idea of the healing process of the DIVINE !!!

the door...

never believe the hype they say about you...and i will tell you why...that fucking door they shovel all that flattery in...well...it has a tendency of staying open for a long period of time...and guess what happens during this long period of time ??? the very same people who shoveled in all that flattery...are now shoveling in pure , unadulterated horseshit and baking soda...TRUST ME...the door that stays closed...is a closed door indeed .   

sex and the mysterious ways of god...

a woman reaches her sexual peak when she is about 35...a man...when he is a 15 year old boy...SO WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS ??? LIKE , MAYBE...GOD DID THIS JUST TO CONFUSE US ??? you know , like the dinosaurs and the catholic church and shit like that...
...WAIT A MINUTE...IT IS ALL CLEAR TO ME NOW !!!  15 YEAR OLD BOYS ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCK DINOSAURS...as for the 35 year old women...they're supposed to watch...as for the rest of us...we sit around the campfire and develop new technology...so we can go into outer-space and find a shit load of creatures to screw,,,you know...like captain kirk and those kind of guys . 

your life...naked ???

the greatest book of learning and understanding that you will ever possess...is your own personal history...not only is it as real as life can possibly get...it is tailor made to incorporate your own personal experiences...your own personal tragedies...and your own personal triumphs...IN A NUTSHELL...YOUR LIFE IS GOD'S MESSAGE TO YOUR  HEART...SOUL...MIND...SPIRIT...SEXUALITY...AND EVERYTHING...problem is...it takes humility and meekness to be able to read the fucker...which , of course...eliminates a whole lot of people...like...almost all of them .