curing the issues in the middle east...part 1

maybe those people actually don't masturbate...( it's possible)...so...to begin with...mandatory masturbation for the entire population...with the obvious exceptions...old and dead people...you get the gig...this alone will resolve 20 % of all the violence...give or take .  

be aware...

in case you haven't realized...right wing churches are becoming more neo-nazi as we speak...left wing...on the other hand...are an endangered species...AND WHERE THIS IS ALL GOING ??? WHO KNOWS...MAYBE IN THE MIDST...LOVE WILL REAR ITS WONDERFUL PRESENCE...time will tell .

life...

life is there to reveal your character...what monkeys swinging from trees have to do with it...god only knows .

sheep and goat ???

religion seems to want the strong , the mighty and the conquerors...sort of like hitler...meanwhile...back at the ranch...mr. jesus seems to be looking for the broken...the weak...and...you know...stuff like that .  

life is...

life is acting out your soul .

the way is narrow...

"the way is narrow and few will enter" 

1-need knowledge to apply to life circumstance...
2-gain or taught knowledge
3-usually the wrong knowledge
4-apply
5-it all goes to hell
6-justify and manipulate circumstance
7-carry on

in terms of the emotional and spiritual decisions to be made in life...it is difficult to teach the right information , when very few have the right information to teach
love is light...and light is knowledge   

life is...

life is what crawls up your ass...while you are busy planning your hostile takeover .

one goose says to the other...

one goose says to the other,,,"what do you mean...take out the garbage ??? who in the fuck do you think i am,,,job ???"

ant eaters

judgementology

to give up judgement , is to , more or less , give up religion ...the issue is , however , no matter where you look or no matter where you hide...religion rears its ugly head and demands that you either judge , be judged...or both .

there is a werewolf in all of us...sitting in the back of our minds...waiting to pounce and tear apart the soul of another , or ourselves...with the most ferocious type of cruelty possible...and more often than not ...it disguises itself as "the righteousness" of some religious ideology or another .

judgement is the most clever of sicknesses...it is not a question of whether it will  attack and attach itself to the human soul...the question is...can we love our way out of it ???    

yes , but only in the context of community .

flarmology dictionary

disneyland...a place where people can potentially file for divorce .

gay dinosaur...

spirituality of most...

The spirituality of most people is fragile at best . Add a mortgage to any religious institution and the true nature of most individuals will rear its ugly head and completely change the complexion of the whole fucking thing . That is to say , people can resist anything but temptation .

Maybe the spiritual complexion of the universe will grow , and eventually people will find love to be more than a thing to hold onto when there is nothing else around to hold .

Maybe not .

holding it all together

love , peace , joy , forgiveness , transparency...and the like...these are the things that are supposed to hold life all together...and once they are gone...people will attempt to copy them ...however...only love is eternal...and all else will wither away !!! i have seen imitations of love...though they vary in many respects...they all have one thing in common...THEY SIMPLY DO NOT WORK . 

guilt...

Good people can't stop feeling guilty...and bad people can't start .

slug marriage...

control

A man had a car accident and was in agony and crippled for life . Twenty years later , to the day , he had another car accident at the exact same spot and died . There must be a point here somewhere . And I think it is that our control over certain situations  ain't worth shit .

flarmology dictionary

human : one who develops a particularly odd relationship with another member of the same species...then condemns them for it .

slug sunday school

blessed...aug. 14 2013

it is not our ambition or our desire that brings us together with another...it is a divine calling that transcends space and time and allows a relationship to mature into spiritual and emotional beauty...love is a calling...love is a river...love has nothing to do with our own confused and finite agenda...THOSE WHO WALK IN ITS PATH WILL DISCOVER WHAT THE REAL UNIVERSE HAS PREPARED FOR THEM...THOSE WHO TRAVEL THEIR OWN WAY...WILL GROW IN FATIGUE MAKING WORTHLESS SHIT HAPPEN...do the math !!!

testicle chopping...

one goose says to the other..."for the last time , testicle chopping is not an event in the winter olympics ".

you are my girlfriend ???

nature of the beast...aug. 10 2013

the paradox is that only when we let go of something do we truly keep it...that is to say...all our controlling and grabbing only creates the illusion of having something...WE DO NOT REALLY POSSESS IT.

true...this world consists of almost all illusions...and being one that does not subscribe to the mild form of psychosis...turns you into somewhat of a freak show...but...jesus did say..."be in this world but not of this world " .

YOU ONLY HAVE WHAT THE CURRENT OF LOVE BRINGS YOUR WAY...and it may not be yours to keep . 

dead guy and god

this fellow goes to heaven...looks god right in the eyes and says..." i get my whores at a discount up here , right ?"

truth...

these two gentlemen being chased by a t. rex...(obviously not a true story)...one shoots his friend in the back of the leg and escapes while his buddy gets eaten...POINT BEING...we don't know who our friends are until we are being pursued by a giant lizard...sometimes literally , usually not .

TRUTH WILL ALWAYS FIND ITS WAY .    

shit on doorstep...

one goose says to the other...

"when you tell me not to screw your wife...you mean from now on , right ???" .

whitehorse...real world # 162

1-love is real 
2-outside love...we try to fill
3-the more we take...the more we need
4-this erodes mind , body , spirit
5-result...become unreal...OUR SOUL REFLECTS OUR LIVES 

it is not so much what we are doing...but why we are doing it
is sex an attempt to connect...or an attempt to take ???

HOW TO MAKE OUR LIVES REAL :

1-follow love
2-forsake : easy path / wrong motives / immediate gratification
3-real life : insanity..." the road not taken "...listen to only ONE VOICE 
4-you change and what surrounds you will change
5-out of tribulation...peace and joy are birthed

the bear...

saints...the untold story

never fuck with a saint
they are killers as much
as they are healers
you just don't get one
without the other

point :
be careful who you screw with !!!
screws can bind things together
but they can also be
drilled through your skull

...and that's all i got to say
about that  

hooker bitch

you can have a cup of coffee with someone and have it be a relatively sexual experience...or...you can have sex...and have it be a relatively non-sexual experience...it is who you are and what you are and how you perceive the situation that creates its reality...the physical act of anything is the property of a universe that barely exists...do not be deceived...almost all that you see around you is an illusion .  

goose gives public service announcement :

hello , my name is "shitface mcfuckup"...and i want to talk to you about a subject that is very dear to me...choosing poor names for children . 

whitehorse...real # 163

Only love is real...and by this i mean...walking your dog to the park could contain more truth and substance than a televangelist preaching to a million lost souls...it is not what you are doing...but who you are doing it...the acts of one who loves...transcends the universe...the acts of one who does not love...fade  into nothing as soon as they take place .

God is eternal..."go yea and do like wise " .

one alien says to the other...

one alien says to the other..."the best thing about a falling out...is the make up blow the fuck out of any planet in this quadrant of the galaxy" .