this lady , named pat...a budgie abuser...was "tearing me a new hole" for some reason or another at the work place...so i turn to her and say :
if i had a water rat
i think that i would name it pat
and if it caused my soul to bleed
i would change its name to pat , indeed
but what if i had a cat instead
a placid one , maybe dead
well , unless it hissed and even spat
i would not call my pussy pat
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