dr. goose

timmy : dr. goose , what is this world coming to ???

dr. goose : i don't know , timmy...last night i was walking
                 home from tuesday night sunday school and someone
                 pulled out a gun and asked me for my money

dr. goose : i told him that i would give him some money
                 if he would let me see his bird 

dr. goose : at this point , the dumb fuck proceeded to swear at me

dr. goose : so i picked up a rock and smashed his head open
                 with it

timmy : that's just terrible , dr. goose

dr. goose : if you mean by terrible , the size of his cock...
                 you are absolutely right