the mother and the boy that swims

this mother sends her boy swimming...tells him to have a shower afterward...then gives him a six foot blow up duck to wrap around his waist while he is cleaning off...then hands him a list of songs he must sing while bathing himself......"suspicious minds"...by elvis was first...followed closely by "the beatles"..."hey , jude  "...the weird thing...this little social mis-fit geek-child was completely high on grass .