the camera

ug the caveman and his girlfriend tracy were out in a meadow screwing...when , out from nowhere , a t. rex appeared from the forest and began to chase them down...so ug did what any brave warrior would...he pushed her to the ground and continued to scedaddle...eventually , a safe distance away...he glanced over his shoulder to see what the fuck actually happened...and there he saw tracy , getting ripped apart limb from limb...which gave him a fantastic idea..."i will invent the camera" , he said...then made his way back to camp .