summer camping

the thing i never understood about summer camping was...where in the fuck are you supposed to masturbate??? i mean  , it's a private thing , right ??? after careful deliberation i concluded that you were supposed to do it under the bottom bunk and cover yourself by taking the blankets down to the floor...of course , once you get going...everyone who enters will think the place is haunted...all the noises and such...and run for the fucking door...anyway...it is a primitive solution , i know...bottom line is...all summer camps need a masturbatorium .