bigfoot and the clergyman

after a brilliant sermon on the missing apostles and their mothers...the reverend and his family decided to take a camping trip somewhere near mount st. helens...(you know , relaxation and spiritual enlightenment and stuff like that)...night five , however...they were awakened to this hideous shriek just out side the tent...the minister was to get out of bed...open up the zipper...look outside...and who should he see but the one and only...bigfoot...and he was jerking-off all over the place...next scene...next sunday...the good minister gets up to preach his sermon...he begins : "how many of you good folk want to let the loch-ness monster...i mean bigfoot...into your life as your personal savior ???"  there was silence .