a tail of two clergymen

once upon a time there were two clergymen...both had their own little theory on prayer...the first decided that prayer was meditation upon ones past...allowing gods love to shine brightly upon all the good and bad...revealing everything in good time so all can be dealt with appropriately...the second clergyman...decided that prayer was screaming and hollering at the divine one...as well as commanding satan to piss off and give up all the money and shit god had in store for him...two years later...the first minister got fired...and the second got his own t.v. program...amen .