i went swimming the other day
because i had an extra hour
took off my clothes in the locker room
first you got to have a shower
and there he was like the day before
and the day before that
this fucking old pervert staring at me
like a psychotic killer rat
chorus :
he's the cleanest dirty old man in the world
getting cleaner every minute
i used to like having a shower
but not when that old fucker is in it
every time he washes his balls
i wanna throw up all over the place
i would like to take my bar of soap
and stick it right into his face
chorus :
drowning a man is against the law
at least it is around here
and i don't know the law about soap
and cleaning yourself down there
so i went to the local priest
and together we made a decision
we put holy water in the tank
and performed an exorcism
chorus :
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