Wednesday, June 20, 2012

me and tyrone in the shower...from the album / "short stories"

i was swimming in the water
because that is where people swim
i did the backstroke
then i did it once again
i dove and smashed my balls
right off the second tower
but that didn't hurt nearly as much
as me and tyrone in the shower

every kid measures his dick
because that's what all boys do
i never exaggerated one little bit
besides maybe an inch or two
i wasn't hung like a mule
but i had penis power
but all of this came crashing down
with me and tyrone in the shower

i finished swimming in the pool
tyrone finished in the gym
i turned on the hot water tap
as tyrone came walking in
he took off his underwear
and showed his fucking flower
to get a look at it all
took nearly half an hour

it reminded me of star trek
the enterprise was between his legs
and as for those nuts of his
they looked like two beer kegs 
i got out of there as fast as i could
feeling small hurt and sour
i will never forget that fatal day
of me and tyrone in the shower

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