on the planet ants
they think god looks like an ant
on the planet bat
he's nocturnal , imagine that
on the planet of monkey
they offer him bananas
and on the planet naked
he don't wear no pajamas
god made us in his image
and we returned the favor
4000 years ago in israel
he was a woman hater
back in viking times
he was a mad man under the sea
now in north america
he is addicted to all his money
on the planet spider
god has eight legs and 1000 eyes
and if you don't obey him
you don't catch any flies
on the planet of homo
he sends heterosexuals to hell
jesus was never blonde and hot
in case you are too stupid to tell
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