joe howe...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

in the city of halifax
to commemorate one of the founding fathers
it was decided to erect a statue
of the late great joe howe

unfortunately however
plans got confused
with those of another city
hell
to be specific

anyway
what happened in the end was
halifax nova scotia was saddled
with a 50 foot monument
to alice cooper

ironically 
and fortunately
69% of the city was for it
as opposed to 48%
for the other guy