god is out there...(based upon references to god having bowl movements in the book of deut.)...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

god is out there somewhere having a shit
when he gets back he will have a fit
never thought they would do that
don't think the lord will believe it

god is out there having a poo
when he gets back don't know what he will do
when he sees how we screwed ourselves
ate santas reindeer and his elves
when he sees everything we blew

god is out there having a crap
took him 2000 years imagine that
right now he is wiping his bum
pretty soon everything will come undone

god is right now leaving the out house
better be quiet as a church mouse
right now he is shutting the door
like he did a billion times before
we are all just wieners headed for the roast