for christmas presents
i decided to save money
so i got two hamsters
to screw each other
and gave everyone i knew
one of their puppies
unfortunately
by the time christmas arrived
i had 23,547 of the stupid things
what to do???
simple
i climbed down 23, 538 arbitrary chimneys
and placed a hamster
by every tree
at least it wasn't as weird
as last christmas
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