ned the adulterer
lived in a small town on the water
he had a little fishing boat
he inherited from his father
blue sharks were his favirite game
said they could feed you for about a year
some said shark tasted like rubber
but it went down good with beer
ned the adulterer
was just a little bit different
he was born with a fear of girls
and all that type of commitment
ned had a fear of intimacy
ned had a fear of sex
ned the adulterer was a virgin
to put in proper context
it started many years ago
at the high school graduation
instead of falling for a girl
he fell for overcompensation
a no one ever said a thing
they let him live his life inside his head
fantasizing of true romance
and things to do in bed
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