jenny wanted to be beauty queen
of the village fair
jenny was only four feet high
she had worms in her hair
jenny weighed 300 pounds
she didn't have any teeth
jenny's breasts on either side
looked like a hunk of beef
first they put on their bathing suits
she looked like a can of tropical punch
and when she took it off for a laugh
seven people lost their lunch
next was time to give a speech
she waddled to the stage
and screamed out how minorities
should be locked up in a cage
finally it was talent time
and she took her lucky charms
she ate three boxes in five minutes
and she didn't use her arms
jenny didn't win the beauty show
jenny came in third
now she tours the world selling lucky charms
at least that's what i have heard
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