some people are like hotdogs
you don't know where they come from
scared , stupid and hiding
behind mustard and a bun
some people are like wieners
completely full of shit
not fit enough to be flushed
down the toilet
i used to work raising hotdogs
i was on a hotdog farm
i was told they were quite friendly
then they trapped me behind the barn
they strapped me to a thing-a-ma-jig
then they started grinding me
i was filled with lies and religion
then they nailed me to a tree
3 days and 2 nights later
and a billion operations
was freed of lips and ass holes
and all their inclinations
now i travel around the world
saving pigs and hogs
from the cold hands of religion
turning them into hotdogs
footnote : this is probably the weirdest allegory on the life of jesus ever written...but you can still get the point .
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