the frog...from the book / "there is a fly in my dongo wombat"

i find this talking frog
he tells me that if i kiss him
he will turn into
a beautiful young lady
and i can have my way with him
(him...who obviously is a her)
anyway   i tell her
( who i embarrassingly had mistaken
for a him)
that the problem with this
was that
for all my life
all i ever wanted to do
was screw
a talking frog