god created the world in seven days
he did it just for fun
but if you turn to chapter two
he made the fucker in one
science came all over the place
like a thousand dollar whore
these fossils we found are fucking old
we will call them dinosaur
the church now had a problem
and dinosaur was it
no matter how much they drank and toked
they were deep in dinosaur sit
the pope just said screw it
as he shoved his head in a bucket
the devil did it
and if you don't believe it
you can take my dick and suck it
a lot of time has come and gone
since we dealt with all of that
the modern man cheats on his wife
and beats his dog and cat
footnote : the thing about pretending you are an ultimate authority...is that you can say anything you so wish and it is beyond reproach...my advice is to keep away from any person or religion that even remotely suggests that they are infallible...and just for the record...the pope supported hitler because he was against smoking...do the math .
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