yeti vs sasquatch...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

it is well documented by science
that the sasquatch
by all accounts
has a larger cock
than the yeti
these dumb fuckers
(the scientists
not the apes)
seem to have forgotten
one little thing
it is colder on top of a mountain
than it is in california
have they never heard
of shrinkage???