Tuesday, November 29, 2011

the phone...from the book / 'there is a fly in my dingo wombat"

i bought this wonderful phone
it was fantastic
problem was
not only did it not
come with a battery
but no battery
in the history of the universe
was ever made to fit it
so i invited people over to see it
and whenever they wanted to use it
i would make up some story
like your wife called
and said that your mother just died
or some shit like that
anything
just to change the subject

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