easy, actually...like most of gods creatures bed bugs are lazy little fuckers looking for the easiest path down the road of life...translating this dynamic into action...one simply places a piece of clothing on the floor by every corner of the bed...they will perceive this as a much more convenient home that the last one...and will remain there until he either wants to screw or eat...this is where you come in...get a gun...a shovel...a bomb...or maybe even your thumb will do...lift up the clothing...and let the little prick have it !!! WARNING...repeat this process for a prolonged period of time...as you are not entirely sure when the last invader has left to see jesus...and oh , yes...one more thing...just to make sure some idiot out there does not sue me...i was just kidding about the bomb , gun and shovel...luv stu
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if he is hiding in the bed itself...you figure it out...but there are tons of options
Getting rid of bed bug without an exterminator is possible and depends on your needs as a consumer. Really helpful article on how to get rid of bed bugs without an exterminator is right up your alley.
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