the bed bug

for two months he haunted me...i kinda felt like spiderman...being stalked by the green goblin...i began to respect him...the hunter of the night...always one step a head of me...i began to feel attached to my bites on my ass...they were my war wounds...my badges of honor...i was indeed against the best of the best...and when he finally had fallen into my trap...and when he finally was made as flat as a tin can stepped upon by godzilla...there was a tear in my eye...no , wait a minute...i remember now...i laughed my fucking ass off .