...spirit of nudity...

back in australia...my landlord accuses me of having "the spirit of nudity"...he also gives me shit for my music collection...(no problem taking the rent however)...anyway...a few weeks later...his best friend is in jail...and he moves in with his wife...you know...if this crap just happened once in a while...i would let it go...but it happens every time...people who get into really dark shit...always become self righteous...life is a circle for many people...and watching them go around...makes me dizzy...luv stu

vision of jesus

...so this street person decides to visit the local church...he walks through the door...takes a seat...and in a very short while is man- handled by two of the larger elders...and is promptly thrown onto the street...it is there that he has a vision of jesus...the lord comes to him and says..."don't worry about it...i have been trying to get in there for years ". 

horny goat

being almost fifty and not in a relationship...things have not been quite as hard as they used to be...(sometimes)...so i decided to try something new...horny goat...what is horny goat??? you ask...good question...horny goat is a weed that grows either in one field or another...and if ingested properly...makes most people extremely sexually aroused...now i am not necessarily saying you should drop your boyfriend or girlfriend and pick yourself up a bottle of horny goat...but i am not saying you shouldn't either...let us put it this way...horny goat is the best sex i have ever had  in my life...luv stu .

...involved in a murder...

i am in n.y. city...a small cafe...this guy walks in the room...his energy is "obvious"...a really sweet guy who was involved in a murder years before and cant let it go...i feel compelled to talk to him...(a "tough" looking guy about 6 foot 8)...he cries...now, how did i know all of this??? my friends...the spiritual world is more real than the physical...look beyond yourself...there is a whole new universe...luv stu

hitler cat

there is this cat that looks like hitler...(no shit)...anyway...because of his appearance nobody will adopt him...thing is...the poor fucking cat doesn't even know who hitler is...my point is simple...this situation says nothing about the cat and everything about people...if you think you are not being judged with the most superficial means at the disposal of the human race...think again .

damage august 20 2011

why hurting each other is a horrible thing :

1-you see what the person has done to you...often more than the person
2-if someone does something to you once...they will do it again
3-our value shrinks as humans

there is supposed to be joy in the midst o relationships...once taken...it will probably never return
what is the fear of god??? hurting each other
...and this is why we have religion...to convince us that things that are not important are...and the other way around
the "morality" and the self righteousness of religion hide the terrible truth...we do not love each other
gotta get back to the garden :

1-turn around
2-throw your religion away
3-see others as human
4-begin to love...with god's help
5-be organic...open to change and growth

"i desire mercy...not sacrifice"
live luv

running into what you run away from

this fellow...no longer "in love" with his wife...decides to meander throughout the internet to find a "new and better lover"...he does...within weeks...they decide to meet and exchange names as well as bodily fluids...so they do...at some fast food place or whatever...anyway...guess who his "new and better lover" turned out to be??? yup...his darling little wife...sometimes when you run away from something...you smack directly into the very thing you are running away from...luv stu

the bingo hall

i lived fairly close to a bingo hall in australia...and i could not resist...every time i walked by the place...i would open the door and yell..."bingo!!!"...bells would ring and all the rest...and i would run away laughing myself silly...point...there is an inner ass hole in all of us...when you express it...just make sure nobody gets hurt...luv stu

boa issues

this man visited his dr. for...whatever issue...anyway...he told him about his pet boa constrictor...and how he would snuggle up to him in bed every night...after the dr. stopped shitting himself...he informed the man that the snake was not being a loving and gentle friend...but...in fact...was measuring him up for the purpose of some day swallowing him whole...point...not everyone who is kind to you...is being kind for the right reasons...luv stu

the booger

i was attempting to date this girl back in 1979...i finally got up the nerve to ask her out just one more time...she was the light of my life...the most beautiful creature in the universe...we were face to face...her amber hair glowing in the low lit light...my hands shook...she inhaled...she exhaled...and a big booger flew across the room...my angel turned out to be a human being...such is life...we are all human...live love .

my brother on the toilet

my brother was using a toilet in the back of some bar or another...a weirdo was peeping through the crack in the door...my brother said..."i got a surprise for you"...then he proceeded to kick out the door upon the guys head...then...with his pants down to his knees...chase him out of the washroom and across the bar...point...every time i feel badly about myself...i look up in the sky and thank god...i was not born my brother...luv stu

gone fishing

when i was a boy...i went fishing with my father...my brother...and some guy named parker...it was a fine day...suddenly...three shots rang out...followed by the words..."jesus h. christ"...parker was shooting at the fish...and it scared the crap out of me...next scene...i ran away from a baptist church and they called the cops...easily found...the officer took me for a drive around the city and bought me candy...point...we will make impressions upon people...it is up to decide what kind of impression we make...luv stu

August 18

the faith healer

the year is 1988...i am in north australia doing "stand-up"...there is this "faith healer" in the audience...he is being manipulated and used by one of the biggest "ministry" guys in the universe...anyway... he grows up...gets out... and becomes a famous movie director ...but here is the real story...nothing changed...he went from one person using him to another...and this is what we do...you see...the real problem is dealing with the issues of the heart...heal the wounds and the geography will take care of itself...have a nice day...luv stu

about johnny cash

true story...this little mentally handicapped boy...all week long...was telling his parents that johnny cash was going to sit with him in church next sunday...(johnny lived half way across the country or so)...anyway...you guessed it...next sunday...johnny just happened to meander into the little boys church...the child ran to him...gave him a hug...and told his doubting parents to "go eat shit"...(just kidding)...point..."cash by cash"...the best book i have ever read in my life...luv stu .

August 16

the fast food place

there is this fast food place in the city where i live...halifax...anyway...there were two pieces of paper taped to the front door...one was an award from a local magazine...it said that the store was best of its variety in our city...the other...a notice from the board of health..."CLOSED!!!" and this , my puppy-cats...is the human race in a nut shell .

comfort

the beautiful thing about having something to complain about is that you have something to complain about...if you don't...then you will , in all likely-hood...make something up...and the end result will probably be someone you care for having all your dark and disturbing crap projected upon...as long as you have an enemy...all your frustration...bitterness...and anger have a relatively constructive place to go...heaven help the devil in a time of complete peace .

coffee beans

this fellow...(true story)...walks into this coffee shop...and says..."got any of them free range coffee beans???" point...next time you think of yourself as stupid...remember...it could be worse...luv stu

the stock exchange

i could be wrong...but the stock exchange is probably completely controlled by just a few extremely rich individuals...they get people to buy and sell at their own convenience by manipulating the numbers and thereby scaring the fuck out of them...(you know...selling everything for a shit load...then buying it back for nothing)...their greatest "friend" is probably the millionaire...just enough money to be arrogant enough to think they are real players in the game...they probably set these fellows up just for some pseudo-sexual  rush of blood...thinking themselves to be great by crushing the stupid...this is just a theory...i have been wrong before...anyway...before you invest in such things...remember...whatever the case may actually be...the bottom line is...you are somebody's bitch .

friend , i will remember you aug. 6 2011

friendship is supposed to be real / eternal / integral...but it is usually reduced to one meeting the needs of another and visa versa...point...it is not healthy to love someone even onto dying for them...and they don't give a fuck...that is to say...choose your friends carefully . 

dynamics :

1-encounter
2-discern attraction : need / lust / laziness / revenge...(maybe they remind you of your mother) / love
3-act accordingly
4-allow god and time to prune and cultivate
5-reap a harvest one way or another

things to remember :

-you don't want what god has not given you
-you don't know what god is protecting you from
-there is a reason for every situation

August 11

the room mate

it was the early 90's...my roommate was moving back home to africa...the issue...not only did she leave owing me two months rent...but she "ran up" a 300 dollar phone bill just before she left...anyway...i went to clean up her room...and what should i find but a love letter to her lesbian lover...which would be o.k...but for one thing...she was married...indeed...now i could easily get my money back...thing is...then i would have to live with myself...point being...your soul is worth more than 900 dollars...live luv

the fan belt

back when i lived in australia...i would walk to my friends place along this unlit dark country road...there was always an old fan belt along the way...but this one night however...i noticed that the fan belt was 10 or so yards ahead of where it usually was...i reached down to pick it up and throw to where it was supposed to be...and suddenly...the fan belt slithered away ...as it was leaving...i identified it as a tia pan...the second most lethal snake in the world...question...was i lucky??? or was it divine intervention??? 

August Ninth

punishment july 30 2011

where we are and what we are doing there...has little to do with the moment...and everything to do with  the moments that led to that point...and how we lived them .

dynamics :

1-hurt
2-no resolution
3-project
4-attack
5-justify
6-forget or repress
7-perpetuate cycle

...people must not be punished for what others have done to us

dynamics :

1-we are hurt
2-must get in contact with that pain
3-begin to resolve : prayer / confession / dealing with the moment / forgiveness
4-resolve
5-be aware of what isn't resolved
6-walk in love
7-grow and become

discovering anothers soul part 2

although people are not terribly interested in revealing themselves by use of their cognitive processes...this does not change the obvious...they , non-the -less...are who they are...and are more than willing to give you this information if you know how to get it...so how??? 1-power...allow the power to be shifted...just a tad...in their general direction...if power is an issue with them...they will not be able to resist...it is the nature of the sickness...2-weakness...we are all weak...just reveal this aspect of who you are... just a bit will do...and see what happens...just like power...being an emotional predator is a sickness...and will not remain hidden if given the chance...3-the "ass hole" factor...what do they think of "ass holes"??? do they have mercy??? do they keep safe boundaries yet still care...or do they want to annihilate??? point...we will all sooner or later be "ass holes" to most people...the question is...will they want to murder us for it...or will they care???

discovering anothers soul part 1

by the way...who are you???

the fact of the matter is that you will  virtually never discover the identity of another by asking them...this is true for three reasons...1-they do not known who they are...2-being that type of real...will take away their leverage in "the game of life"...and...3--people are afraid of being mistreated...therefore...they hide their identity from others...(and consequently...sooner or later...as a result...themselves)...yet in order to deal with the situation efficaciously...you must have this information...not for any self serving reason...(trust me...it will inevitably go to shit if your motives are wrong)...but so you can be safe...and so you can facilitate the loving dynamic in that particular situating...indeed...how do we live luv???

my father loves dogs

1969...give or take...my brother comes home in tears...he had been bitten by a dog...my father goes to the basement...gets a baseball bat...gives it to my brother...and says..."son , you go show that fucking dog who's boss"...anyway...i would look at my father...study his every move...and do the opposite...point...if you are a parent...teach your children well...live luv.

the anglican church

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  i worked in this anglican church...the "pastor" would talk to me about all these wonderful "prophesies" concerning the church and the congregation...it has been torn down now...i walk by it just about every day...sometimes i fantasize about seeing him in front of the church...(commonly referred to as a parking lot these days)...not sure what i would say...i guess the parking lot would do all the talking for me...luv stu

greeting cards and my brother

the mid 80's...my brother arrives at the gander airport...his best friend is there to greet him...he says..."hey , steve...my little girl is walking now"...my brother replies..."who the fuck cares???" now , i am no fortune cookie...but my guess is...if stephen had lived...he would never have ventured into the greeting card industry...luv stu

August The Third

picture this

i am sitting on my couch...gazing at a picture...i say out loud..."fuck , i hate that picture"...immediately it falls off the wall and breaks...coincidence??? get this one...i go for a walk a few minutes later...come back home...and two of my other pictures had traded places...someone was trying to tell me that the supernatural events that i was experiencing at that time in my life...were not my imagination...anyway...i was glad to get rid of the thing .

garlic sault

so...for whatever reason...i am talking to a friend about buying hamburgers...suddenly...i hear a voice...it says to me..."you will need garlic salt",,,that's weird...i conclude...i have garlic salt in the cupboard...anyway...next day i am at the dollar store...and there is this bottle of garlic salt...but it is in with the pots and pans...alone...i take it...but...just one more thing to do before i leave...i check the spice section to see if there is any garlic salt there...nope...just one fucking bottle in the entire store...still...there is the matter of already having a bottle at home...i arrive...check the cupboard...there is is all right...FUCKED...as hard a s a rock...and the hamburgers were very nice . 

the bagel shop

there used to be this bagel shop right across the street from where i lived...we had this occasional deal...if i went to their shop wearing nothing but a bath robe...i  would get my breakfast for free...the customers would sometimes ask me why i was in a bath robe...to them i would reply that this was my house and that my bed room was just beyond the kitchen...and this seemed to satisfy them...anyway...it is the little things in life that make it worth while .