ways to know your marriage is shit

1-when you put your rubber ducky in the tub...chemicals come out of its ass...2-your vibrator is hooked up to the car battery...3-dr. phil eggs your house...4-you get shot between the eyes...5-she gives you a picture of her screwing the milkman for your birthday...6-you find a book under the bed entitled..."how to remove your husbands nuts"...7-your poodle has been stuffed and mounted...8-he stays at work and plays video games on a broken video machine...9-she bought you a carton of cigarettes for your lung infection...10-he keeps on saying that he loves you...completely unprovoked .

...this gay baseball team

this gay baseball team got disqualified from the gay baseball league...reason...they were not gay enough...(two bi-sexuals and another who was actually married to a woman)...goes to show you...if you can't be mean to someone for one reason...you can always find another...time for a cup of tea .

the frog

back in 1986...i blew up a frog at camp...the boys thought it was great..the girls...not so much...the frog...he did not say a word...my point...when someone is silent...do not conclude that it means they have no opinion...luv stu

July 28

the art of being satisfied part 2

satisfycation returns

there is nothing wrong with possessions...however...i have noticed that the more one has...the more one feels  they need...i was told once that a possession that was not specifically designed to facilitate love...had the potential of getting in the way of love...(though not necessarily)...i saw this movie  about a plant that ate people...thing is...the more people he ate...the more he needed to eat...indeed...how do we avoid becoming like this creature??? DYNAMICS...1-evaluate your level of satisfycation...2-discern why you are not satisfied...(if you are satisfied...go to the next page)...3-be objective about your position...consult those who love you...4-pursue spirituality...dance with god...a spiritual awakening changes a lot of attitudes...5-let real enter regardless of the price...only love can fill you...only love is real...live luv

the art of being satisfied part 1

i invented a word...satisfycation

so i cook this dinner for this fellow...pizza...(i am a great cook)...one for him...one for me...thing is...his does not have hot dogs on it...(i thought i was the only one who liked hot dogs on pizza)...so he proceeds to "cut me a new hole"...now , i am a patient guy...but this really pissed me off...not because it was about pizza...but because it was not about pizza...as far as this gentleman was concerned...i was supposed to be responsible for the fact he had no inner-peace...no satisfied mind...but i am not responsible...nor are the people who screwed him around in the first place...(i am sure they are all poor citizens...but they are now gone...and mr. pizza boy has to take responsibility for himself)...now...i will tell how i did not handle this situation...i did not give him my hot dog pizza in exchange for his...why??? simple...this prepubescent behavior should not be encouraged...it would lead to adultery or something...(everything is connected , my friends)...instead...i told him to grow the hell up and eat his food...my point...your emotional intelligence involves many learned dynamics and such...but...ultimately...we simply have to learn to take responsibility for our own actions and thought processes...and this will lead to a more fulfilled and better life...live luv .

July 26

the criminal

there i was walking down the street in the middle of the night...and i saw these two guys pass each other...one on one side of the road ...one on the other...suddenly my intuition told me that they were together...not only that...they were about to rob a house...i followed...sure enough...they hooked up in five minutes time and began to break open a door...i introduced myself and...making a long story short...stopped the crime...but here's the weird part...next day...in a record store...i recognized one of the two guys...and we had a good chat and laugh about the whole thing...then i went about my day as if nothing had happened...strange , eh???

the president

i have an idea for a movie...the u.s.a. elects a black democrat as president and the republican's are so upset they spend virtually all of their resources attempting to destroy his government...eventually the president gets so pissed-off that he hires a team of private detectives to investigate every republican that holds any type of seat what-so-ever...the result...every fucking last one of them gets kicked out of office...then they are replaced by troll people from the center of the earth...and come the next election...the trolls win a majority government on the platform of homosexuals are going to hell and illegal wars are the best thing ever .

tub time : the sermon july 23 2011

why do we judge???

1-an action
2-met with : laziness / fear / self righteousness / desire to control
3-result : not perceived in truth
4-define people at face value
5-institutionalize this
6-defended with : violence / gossip / slander
7-we dehumanize

people become metaphors
yet nobody would want to be treated this way
"do onto others..."

1-find god
2-find someone you can easily love more than yourself
3-treat them better than yourself
4-study this dynamic
5-let it trickle down to others
6-"fight the good fight"
7-organic life

live love

motor bike demonstration

these people were demonstrating against mandatory use of motor bike helmets...during the event...one of the demonstrators fell off his bike...hit his head...and died...and what did they do??? they continued the demonstration...i think i will let you draw your own conclusions here...but i will add this...this world is in deep fucking shit .

perspective july 16 2011

as a little boy...my father threatened to kill me...something like that is one of two things...something to define you...or an inspirational story...the difference??? PERSPECTIVE :

1-an event
2-our interpretation : environment / upbringing / spirituality
3-conclusions
4-decision making
5-organic or generic interpretation...( that is...are you open for reinterpretation???)

essentially...people are not open to # 5 organic...why???

1-pride
2-laziness
3-fear
4-unforgiveness

point...how you interpret is more important than what happened to you
live luv

July 21

true story

a lady fell 39,000 feet from the sky...and it saved her life...it goes like this...when you survive an air disaster...the media wants to interview you...in her case...they wanted to interview her on september 11...which meant she had to change her schedule that day...and you can just imagine where she supposed to be...true story...luv stu

death part 3

do not forget

the fact of the matter is...death has replaced sex as the taboo subject of our society...roughly translated...most people do not communicate their heart and soul very well in the best of times...add a "sacred cow" into the midst of everything...then you really have trouble...do not be lazy...learn how to express exactly who and what you are...get in touch with the real you...it does not matter how good of a person you are...in life...and in death...communication will help you deal with the situation at hand...in a way that will help resolve depression...anxiety...and family issues...true communication...is getting in touch with the essence of what a relationship is supposed  to be...true communication is love .

July 19

death part 2

for your enlightenment

it is this simple...we die the way we live...an individual of love...can live more in one day...than most in a thousand years...point...embrace your emotions...on your way out of this universe...feel what you must feel...do what you must do...just...a)...make sure nobody gets hurt...b)...live the experience as fully as you can...(beats the hell out of the alternative.)..and...c)...remember...the only thing we can take with us is the love we live...so make it so .

death part 1

dealing with grief

i had a cat as a child...ginger was her name...not having much of a family...i was probably a little too close to my cat...anyway...ginger got hit by a car...i cannot remember how they broke the news...all i remember is how i felt...e.c. ross...wrote extensively about the five stages of death and dying...denial...bargaining...anger...mourning and acceptance...all true...thing is...when it came her turn...she went out into that good night...screaming...nothing against her teaching...all solid stuff...but i still think there is something to be added .

the dog

i was walking to a friends place the other day...and i came across this fellow with a dog..."nice doggy"...i said...and immediately he began to have a "shit fit"...i said to the fellow..."is your dog friendly???" he replied..."yes...he just makes bad first impressions"...which brings us to organic relationships...people who do not see life as a game to be won...quite often do not come across as well as someone who is manipulating their behavior to get something...the thing about real...is that it is real...luv stu

July 16

two brothers

this lady comes to me complaining about her son befriending this other boy and they were pretending to be brothers...and why would this bother her , you ask??? well...it was because they were brothers...she had given the oldest kid up for adopting at birth...and now...through a variety of circumstances...the boy was back in her life in the most dramatic way possible...there are forces at work , my puppy-cats...so tread lightly...and live luv .

i was talking...

i was talking to this fellow recently...he was telling me how his grandfather had this industrial accident where he was crushed by these two beams while working on a bridge...forgetting that he was suspended...his co-workers proceeded to untrap his mangled body...where upon he fell hundreds of feet...crashing on solid ice...he survived...only to fall a few feet a couple of years later to his death...it is hard to say what is really happening here on planet earth...let us not make dogmatic judgments upon such an occurrence...let us simply conclude...what we think is going on...aint...luv stu

July 13

how to love our weaknesses

being human part 8

there is no power within the human condition...there is only the illusion of power...the more we feel we possess...the more we are taken into a direction that leads us away from ourselves...truth...and ultimately... love...as we grab at life and accumulate...we slowly surround ourselves with things that do not exist...and the truth is hidden from us...more and more with each passing day...life...the universe...and everything is taken away...so where is power??? (there is obviously something to the concept)...power , dear friends...is found in letting go...that is...becoming powerless...as we die to desire and such...we , in a very real way...switch universes...life is now coming upon us from all directions...we do not take...we are given...and what we receive...is what we are supposed to receive...let go...let love...live love...and enjoy the ride .

love as an active process part 2

there is no reward in life worth while that will simply sit upon your lap without you first making a personal sacrifice...love will cost you your very soul...which is ironic...as...by costing you your very soul...it in turn...completes your very soul...love is like sifting through a river for pebbles of gold...time...patience...physical and emotional suffering...are the dynamics that will indeed manifest...there is no easy way...love is from another universe...bob dylan once said..."john wayne may have kicked cancer...but you should see his foot"...indeed...breaking into the universe of love will cost everything...enjoy the ride...live luv .

love as an active process part 1

being human part 16

the sin of adam and eve was laziness...a snake lied to them concerning their friend god...and they did not even take the time to see if it were true...do you love someone??? do you not embrace and explore the issues that are inevitably present in any intimate relationship??? love is , among other things...a verb...act upon love...it demands resolution of any wedge that rears its head in violence...love will only facilitate its goals...with your assistance...live love . 

growing up

whitehorse pages part 4

did we come from apes??? i do not think that is very fair to apes...but...whatever...i was not there...so my answer is...i do not know...am i a creationist??? nope...as i just stated...i was not there...but i do know this...ug the caveman spent all his time getting food and stuff together...he did not have time for real relationship...years later...ned the farmer had the same issue...he just used a machine instead of a big stick.. my point is simple...this is the first time in history that we have the blessing of pursuing real intimacy with each other...and the fact of the matter is...we do not know how to do it..."evolution"...failed to develop our emotional personhood...so what will we do with all the time we are given...if we cannot facilitate love??? we will have to find other things to do...can you say addiction , boys and girls...when i was growing up...i tasted first hand what happens to those who do not embrace the love dynamic...take the time...it is the only thing in life worth while...live love .

being fulfilled

whitehorse pages part 3

there is only one way into heaven...and that is the same way into heaven on earth...there is only one true religion...and it cannot be confined to any idea...belief system...or whatever...there is only one way to obtain wealth...and it is not by winning the lottery...how to get rich :1-see yourself for who you really are...2-embrace the dynamic of enlightenment...that is...embrace the spirit of all truth...LOVE...3-love is power...it will lead you...and it will lead you to where you are supposed to go...not where you desire to go...love is a form of insanity...at least relative to our ideas...4-focus on giving...as it is only while we are giving can we embrace what is meant for us...5-at this point...you will see things that frighten you...do not respond...they are illusions...they are not real...they want you to redirect yourself...they offer security...they are liars...do not respond...yes...it is o.k. to want to respond...just do not do it...now you are home...home happens slowly with much suffering and much joy...in the words of john denver..."hey it's good to be back home again"...you are now rich...live love .

how to become one with love

whitehorse pages part 2

the essence of what it means to be human is to see beyond ones desires and neurosis...and to get a glimpse at reality in all its wonder...this is referred to as prayer...dynamics : 1-we live for what we want...2-through humility...this is now perceived as not a good idea...3-light begins to shine on our soul , spirit and situations...4-a new path is made manifest...5-things change...life is now set up for the purpose of being a great teacher...prayer is allowing oneself to be taken into a spiritual current...prayer is embracing the loving way at all cost...prayer is ,in fact , reality...live love .

July 7

intimacy (again)

letting people into the deepest area of where we live :

1-a relationship is formed
2-trust is built
3-doors are opened
4-enters the individual
5-more or less...they can do whatever they desire

how do you decide you allow deep within :

1-self knowledge...know your weaknesses
2-prayer
3-abandon your own agenda
4-peace and joy experienced
5-you have obtained a forgiving spirit


 community can also be a "holy of holys"
"the greater the risk...the greater the reward"
live luv

love in community

being human part 1

the essence of community is relationship...that is to say...a series of relationships that are woven together...to form something that is safe...secure...and perpetuates healing...in order for this to happen...there must be leadership...leadership that is completely in love with the forever draining and painful responsibility of sacrificing ones life for the growth of the community...to create a dynamic of love...one must first live love...religion fakes it...truth is hidden behind rituals and over compensations...there is no easy way to grow a healthy community...you will be betrayed...you will be misunderstood...bringing truth and humility into this world...will be seen as threatening...and you will experience joy virtually unknown...live love.  

barky mc ruff.ruff and the pickles

one day...barky went to the university cafe to have some of their delicious hamburgers...thing is...they did not properly slice their pickles in the cafe...so...as a result...they tasted like crap...so barky brought his own pickles...and everyone mocked him as he opened the jar...and gently put them upon the patties...they judged him just like they were some type of religious zealots or something...then they went back to eating their shitty pickles...and that is all that happened...not much more...nothing i can remember...but...just one more thing...it does not matter if something makes you uncomfortable or not...your comfort level is not god...in fact...it is probably working against what is divine...and...me gotta go .

how to find a religion

being human part 7

lesser known dynamics concerning hitler...he was an artist who desired the termination of any artist that portrayed humanity (or whatever) as abstract or as anything other than a direct representation... as this would be a clear indication that the artist involved was insane...he was a homosexual that desired the termination of any homosexual because he considered homosexuality to be a perversion...( by murdering the entire gay community  he would , of course , not be found out )...point...this all seems painfully familiar...no new ground...just good old time hate mongering and such...when i published my first book in 1993...(you can find it in part in the first part of my "satirical quotes" page)...i was threatened with having my ordination revoked...the religious mindset is to manifest an overcompensation for some really dark shit...whatever religion you partake in...make sure it leaves you transparent...humble...cherished and unconditionally loved...it does not matter what someone labels their religion...without these qualities...they are all the same...live love.

the loch ness monster

appeared...ate some fish...left...then people left to their own imaginations to perpetuate the rest...(sex...money and power)

dynamics :

1-something authentic happens
2-effects people
3-they see the potential
4-grab it
5-claim ownership
6-pervert it
7-defend perversion
8-demand you to see it the same way
9-institutionalize it

good authentic happenings become twisted beyond belief..."feed the poor"...becomes an institution with billions of dollars in the bank
gotta get back to the real "loch ness monster"

1-something authentic happens
2-effects people
3-let it come and go as it desires
4-be thankful for what you have been given
5-live organic

experiences are beautiful...do not make them into you own twisted little amusement park

Yesterday, June 30th.