Tuesday, May 10, 2011

phone sex suggestions

1-get a rubber
2-make sure the rubber is taken out of the package
3-throw the package away...not the rubber
4-then make the phone call
5-make sure you dial the right number
6-ask for them by name...for example..."is billy there?"
7-if they say "yes...this is billy"...you are in business
8-tell billy of your intentions...for example..."hey , billy...let's have phone sex"
9-just in case...ask billy if he is in a shopping mall or something like that...point being....he could get himself in a heap of trouble if he begins to do this in a public place
10-make sure you are not in a public place as well
11-proceed!!!

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