greatest story ever told

so there i was at my friend brad's place again...i had to fart...i went into his kitchen...put some peanut butter on my finger...went back into the living room...farted...then pretended to wipe my ass with the finger full of peanut butter...his young boy simply looked at me with shock and horror...as for the oldest...he threw up all over the fucking place...brad laughed his hole off...mom... was not impressed...luv stu