my beer

i used to drop my beer in the bath tub...then catch it with my right hand...whoever was there...would be very impressed..."fuck" , they would say..."fucking amazing!!!"...i am almost 50 now...i do the same thing...but i cheat...you see...they do not know it...but i reach for the beer...one 20th of a second before i drop it...either that...or make sure the can is empty...the thing is...as you grow old...life changes...no fucking way around it...you either understand this...and embrace it...or you are in for a hard long road...everybody has their own personal beer can , baby...and it will not accommodate you...luv stu .