the automobile

a friend of a friend of mine reads the morning paper and sees that there is a b.m.w. for sale for 50 dollars...he immediately gets in his car...and drives to the address...after making the purchase...he turns to the lady and says..."why are you selling a brand new b.m.w. for 50 dollars???" her reply...and i quote..."my husband recently passed away and , in the reading of his will...it was discovered that he had another woman on the side...and her part of the inheritance was to receive half of the money that i got from selling the b.m.w"...point being...nobody has their ass totally covered...unless...you simply love...luv stu .