my only blind date

so my best friends mother sets me up with this young lady...i pick her up...i immediately feel a sense of relief...why??? because at least i know i am not going to get beaten up...i mean...holy shit...she has arms and shoulders as big as mine...anyway...we go to "pizza hut"...and eat every fucking piece of salami in the store...(complete exageration)...and then we go back to her place and meet the family...and thats when the fun really begins...her uncle thinks he is a prophet and her father thinks he is an apostle...they look like a couple of drunk fucking bowlers that havent taken a bath for a week to me...but whatever...i put up with all this bullshit for a while...then they decide to show me how spiritual they are...they go upstairs...grab this 12 year old boy out of bed...bring him down...sit him on a chair...and begin to cast demons out of the poor little kid...one says..."did you see the snake come out of his mouth???" the other agrees...i agree too...i agree its time to get the fuck out of dodge...and i never went back...luv stu