the cat

my friend brad and myself...year 1989 in ozzy...a time of meditation and prayer on his front balcony...suddenly we hear this weird fucking sound...its a cat...but its speaking...crap...i say to brad..."did you hear that???" he says..."yea"...i say... " what did you hear???" (i dont want to be the one that looks like an idiot)...so we play verbal ping pong for a while...until the truth comes out...the cat is demon possessed...and it is threatening to kill us...time for a big bucket of kentucky fried chicken...luv stu