sandwich shop

there used to be this sandwich shop just across the street from where i lived...anyway...we had this deal...i would come in for breakfast in my bath robe...and food was free...(not all the time)...people would ask me what the fuck i was doing in my bath robe...fact of the matter is...it was a hell of a lot more comfortable than what they were wearing...i also had this tee shirt that read..."i love you because you are"...that made people even more uncomfortable...funny what we learn in life...luv stu