nice doggy

me and a buddy were driving to new york to see dylan and "van the man" in concert...about 100 yards away...i see a big fucking dog...i look at him and quickly conclude that he got issues...to be specific...i figure he is possessed...he looks my straight in the eye...jumps to the ground...and the fucker attacks the car at about 30 miles per hour...smash...my buddy says...."what the fuck was that?"...i look out the back window to see his blood riddled hide limping away...still with that look in his eyes...one minute later...a flock of swans fly overhead...i never saw that before either...luv stu